Ugly wives
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Ugly wives
Just been watching the telly and viewed the returning F-3 jocks reunited with there famillies.
I was astonished at thier ugliness, what is it with you guys, surely with a relatively cool job, decent wages and a license to pump anything you should be able to pull something that doesn't look like Andrew Lloyd Webber in a frock
I was astonished at thier ugliness, what is it with you guys, surely with a relatively cool job, decent wages and a license to pump anything you should be able to pull something that doesn't look like Andrew Lloyd Webber in a frock
Ah...but them ugly women sure can cook....will do your laundry for you....and are very appreciative of your attention! Besides which....Chinook pilots will not be trying to steal them away from ya!
WAFs have a sneaky habit of slipping 'Shallow Hal' potion into your beer at Happy Hour before promising you unlimited sex for the rest of your life.........I rest my case :-)
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Yes thankyou
I have yet to melt a wellington boot on top of her head though
Why do you ask? struggling with the ladies?
I have yet to melt a wellington boot on top of her head though
Why do you ask? struggling with the ladies?
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Northernmonkey,
Maybe your user name says it all!
I thought all the wives looked OK, and I hadnt been drinking. Either I need spectacles, or us namby-pamby Hebrideans have lower standards than you manly chaps down south?
Maybe your user name says it all!
I thought all the wives looked OK, and I hadnt been drinking. Either I need spectacles, or us namby-pamby Hebrideans have lower standards than you manly chaps down south?
Blue Wolf....
Pretty wooly situation you must have down there....all the Baa-bara's and Sa-mannnnnnn-tha's there.....is it true "Safe Sex" to a Kiwi is painting red marks on the ones that kick and bite?
Pretty wooly situation you must have down there....all the Baa-bara's and Sa-mannnnnnn-tha's there.....is it true "Safe Sex" to a Kiwi is painting red marks on the ones that kick and bite?
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Ugly or not......
Ugly is in the eyes of the beholder. But then again, have you ever had a horse eat oats out of your hand?
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Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone...
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Mr Mouse. the moment my inadequacies become a problem I'll give you a shout. Being inadequate for a number of years Im sure I will find your advice sound and direct
It was a mere observation that the collection of burst hooverbags lining the Apron for the home coming weren't the prettiest maidens in the land. Knowing that most FJ jocls are ego freaks, I merely wanted some justification
ahem....Blue wolf...any pictures
It was a mere observation that the collection of burst hooverbags lining the Apron for the home coming weren't the prettiest maidens in the land. Knowing that most FJ jocls are ego freaks, I merely wanted some justification
ahem....Blue wolf...any pictures
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No spite intended, just light hearted banter aimed at the Jet jock fraternitities, aesthetically challenged cohabititants
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Surely it doesn't matter what they look like??
Whats important is that they waited anxiously for their hubbys to return home safe from war.
As already said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if they are happy thats all that matters. I'm sure they wont be bothered about snipey comments!!
Whats important is that they waited anxiously for their hubbys to return home safe from war.
As already said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if they are happy thats all that matters. I'm sure they wont be bothered about snipey comments!!