What makes the Ideal 'Rampie?'

[GRIZZLER]

When i started on the ramp about 29 years ago i was told i would not make a good loader if i did not smoke 50 fags a day,drink 10 pints a night or make love to some body elses wife.....i did none of these and i am still here...just.

[Dr Illitout]

Grizzler.When you get in from a hard nights de icing and you climb into bed with Mrs Grizzler. Have you ever wondered why she smells of fags and beer?

A good sense of humour is esential to be a Rampie

Rgds Dr I

[UKSquiff]

Thanks again all for the great answers...I seem to pretty much have all the qualities needed... and that's fascinating too...I always wondered why my Wife smelled like that

[GRIZZLER]

Dr Illitout.....Have you met my wife.....humours got nothing to do with it.....more like fear.

[Subject 117]

When i started on the ramp about 29 years ago i was told i would not make a good loader if i did not smoke 50 fags a day,drink 10 pints a night or make love to some body elses wife.....i did none of these and i am still here...just.

If I remember rightly that is exactly what happened on the nightshift!

Things have certainly changed since then