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Had the classic nearly worn to limits again last night.
Another recent one I had (and this is true)
Forward toilet sink blocked.
Human excreata removed from waste pipe (engineer vomited).
The engineering that went into designing the A321 bog and they crap in the sink????????
Another recent one I had (and this is true)
Forward toilet sink blocked.
Human excreata removed from waste pipe (engineer vomited).
The engineering that went into designing the A321 bog and they crap in the sink????????
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For some unfathomable reason this subject tickles my ribs. I can only offer this ‘very slightly off-topic’ addition.
Military airbase, mid 70s, deepest Oxfordshire. Erk leaves management radio on wheel of VC10, waves said 10 off, looks around, sees radio and says, ‘Oops!’
Radio packed off to 3rd line maintenance with job card reading, ‘Flat Battery.’
Or so the story goes.
Military airbase, mid 70s, deepest Oxfordshire. Erk leaves management radio on wheel of VC10, waves said 10 off, looks around, sees radio and says, ‘Oops!’
Radio packed off to 3rd line maintenance with job card reading, ‘Flat Battery.’
Or so the story goes.
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hi there
On a slightly aside note,once upon a time,the phrase "**** Off" was written in the exhaust stains on the side of a jet trainer.It was only visible from the cockpit of another aircraft when they were in close formation during aerobatic practise.Pilot not amused.After he complained,it was simply transferred to the other exhaust.
regards
TDD
On a slightly aside note,once upon a time,the phrase "**** Off" was written in the exhaust stains on the side of a jet trainer.It was only visible from the cockpit of another aircraft when they were in close formation during aerobatic practise.Pilot not amused.After he complained,it was simply transferred to the other exhaust.
regards
TDD
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This happened to me in the late sixties:
TECH LOG ENTRY: This cockpit is so dirty that it is not even fit for pigs to sit in.
REPLY: Cockpit cleaned and now fit for pigs to sit in.
Next day I was called by the Chief Pilot for a reprimand but we ended up having a good few tinnies that evening.
REMEMBER FLYING IS THE SAFEST WAY TO FLY