Euroberlin - The Christmas Poem
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Euroberlin - The Christmas Poem
Just found a copy of "The Christmas Poem" & thought that all ex TXL would like to see the masterpiece again. Whilst originally planned to stay in TXL, it seemed to spread through the Monarch system quicker than the “ I Love you “ virus.
“Twas Christmas eve at Tegel and while the nightshift slept,
a merry chap with twinkling eyes into the office crept.
His nose was red & shiney (he drank until excess)
and on his back, was a large black sack.
( a fireproof bag I guess!)
‘Twas Father Bootsie G#$%&*m! though known by other names,
and pikie Jim & Kathy had come to join in Monarch’s games.
Out of Bootsie’s bulging sack, they pulled out gifts galore,
wrapped in glittering paper & laid them on the floor.
Boxes full of empty promises, knives for peoples backs,
IOU’s from Kathy to pay your back tax,
a selection of contracts, loopholes in every line,
anti-sense of humour spray & alcohol free wine
When the bag was empty and they left the sleeping techs
They headed for the Irish bar to get some down their necks
With a cry of “ Stick with me Kid”, they flew into the night
Or they would have if staff travel hadn’t buggered up their flight
Anon
Or rather would have been “Anon” if the poet had typed it!
“Twas Christmas eve at Tegel and while the nightshift slept,
a merry chap with twinkling eyes into the office crept.
His nose was red & shiney (he drank until excess)
and on his back, was a large black sack.
( a fireproof bag I guess!)
‘Twas Father Bootsie G#$%&*m! though known by other names,
and pikie Jim & Kathy had come to join in Monarch’s games.
Out of Bootsie’s bulging sack, they pulled out gifts galore,
wrapped in glittering paper & laid them on the floor.
Boxes full of empty promises, knives for peoples backs,
IOU’s from Kathy to pay your back tax,
a selection of contracts, loopholes in every line,
anti-sense of humour spray & alcohol free wine
When the bag was empty and they left the sleeping techs
They headed for the Irish bar to get some down their necks
With a cry of “ Stick with me Kid”, they flew into the night
Or they would have if staff travel hadn’t buggered up their flight
Anon
Or rather would have been “Anon” if the poet had typed it!
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Jet Mender you are right. It was only intended for TXL but one of the visitors from GLA faxed to home, it then did the rounds at LTN. The author was told to say sorry to all concerned at LTN as they were so upset. When he did so, none of them were upset, only Bootsie then again the truth hurts.
As for my time at MAEL in Berlin- I always say I worked for Euroberlin as they looked everyone - engineers, crews & ground staff - even though we did not work for them.
As for my time at MAEL in Berlin- I always say I worked for Euroberlin as they looked everyone - engineers, crews & ground staff - even though we did not work for them.
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I was there for almost 3 years but the poem was before my time. I do remember seeing it at Luton though!As for those that were 'upset' by it, I too was hauled over the coals about a practical joke that someone took too seriously saying that people in other departments were 'upset'. When I finally got to talk to those people they told me how they had laughed like drains at my joke!!
