Newsflash - Plane crash today

[Ali Crom]

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2 seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery this afternoon in central Ireland. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

[diwai]

You sad Bastard that joke is years old.

[The Weasel]

Should that be 'Sad OLD Bastard'then?

[Blacksheep]

...and its STILL funny!!

(although I believe the crash happened in Kerry. Did you here the one about the man from Kerry?...)

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[The Weasel]

Go on then BS, let's hear about the man from Kerry

[Bus429]

Come on, Blacksheep, let's hear it.

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Bus429 - the pilot's pal!

[The Weasel]

Is it the one originally told by the CAA in their engineer newsletter, issue 3, where the guy issued a FAXED CRS for a job he had not seen?

[Ali Crom]

Thanks for the kind words & complements guys as he ponders why abuse is so easily administered after telling such a cracker of a joke but then suddenly remembering that this is an Engineers forum full of likeminded pisstakers. Old joke it maybe but I only heard it the other day. Oh well , I thought it was amusing.
As the saying goes "With friends like you........"

[4Rvibes]

I thought it was a good joke, any others will be greatly appreciated.
A duck walks into a bar.......

[Blacksheep]

Just a reminder to the Irishmen out there that ALL Irish jokes start in Ireland as "Didja hear about the man from Kerry?..."

Before they start getting upset...

As if they would...

Unless they come from Kerry...

But then they wouldn't get it, would they?

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