Pilots with Tattoos

[Buster Hyman]

Capt Claret Whaddya think I am? One of your F/O's?? If I dropped my wallet in front of the ticketing counter, I'd kick it all the way to the car park before picking it up!!!

Hone22 I made sure I kept one eye on him the whole time....

[yowie]

CLARET,
we are all afraid,very afraid!!!!!!!!!

[skychaser]

Now, Hone 22, I could go on at length about what my doctor friend found but there may be tears before bedtime!
Are you sure you really want to know??

[wing_nut]

All this about tattoos reminds me of a chap I knew many years back who had two "W's" tattooed on each cheek of his ar$e. When he bent over it said "WOW"!

The other tatoo he had was a fish on his "old fellow". He said that was for the girls who didn't like meat on Friday's! (remember when all the good Catholics didn't eat meat on Friday's a few decades ago?). All I can say it must have hurt getting it put on

[Capt Vegemite]

Pretty young nurse to old Matron.

"Matron the pilot in ward 3 that you mentioned as having SWAN tattooed on his penis?"

"Yes nurse,what about him?"

"Well I bent over to take a closer look and its actually SASKATCHEWAN ! "

[Capt Claret]

Veg,

Just like the sailor standing next to a big black Jamaican at the urinal.

sailor: I see you're girlfriend's name is Wendy too.

bbJ: What do you mean mon?

sailor: You've got her name tatoo'd on your penis!

bbJ: No mon, that says, Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day!

[Knave]

Its not a tattoo, its a bruise from the instructor constantly tapping me on the shoulder during short finals.

[Hugh Jarse]

Yeah, I feel for those guys that still have tatts.

You see, I used to have a tattoo of an ant on my d!ck. But I grew tired of it, so I f*cked it off!