OZJOBS 07.12.01
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OZJOBS 07.12.01
METRO III CHECK & TRAINING CAPTAIN
Metro III Check and Training Captain. Min qualifications: Australian ATPL,TT 3000Hrs, TIC 2000Hrs,[ME 1500]CT 400Hrs.
Send applications to:
CHIEF PILOT
Sunshine Express
Friendship Avenue, Sunshine Coast Airport, Mudjimba. QLD 4564
HELICOPTER PILOTS
Applications are invited from enthuasiastic individuals to join Heli Niugini in Papua New Guinea. Our pilots work a 1 month on, 1 month off tour schedule with excellent salary and conditions. Successful applicants will have the following minimum hours.
Helicopter PIC 3000Hrs
TT BK 117 500Hrs
Offshore Op's 500Hrs and Command Instrument Rating.
Applications Fax 64 9 2924841
Email [email protected]
SLEIGH DRIVERS
Min. requirements: Smart red santa tunic in good condition, sober habits, current veterinary cerficate, chimney rated, multi reindeer assy-skills in case of 'hiccups' during departures and arrivals especially when startling the neighhour's rottweiler. Dangerous Goods Certificate a must. Also must be able except verbal abuse from dissatisfied clients for multiple deliveries of socks, naff t-shirts and bloody hankies.
Apply to:
Mr Claus
North pole
Suggestions invited for suitable gifts for:
1. George Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
3. John Howard
4. The two Marks
5. Richard Branson
6. Geoff Dixon
7. Helen Clark
8. Anthony Mundine
Metro III Check and Training Captain. Min qualifications: Australian ATPL,TT 3000Hrs, TIC 2000Hrs,[ME 1500]CT 400Hrs.
Send applications to:
CHIEF PILOT
Sunshine Express
Friendship Avenue, Sunshine Coast Airport, Mudjimba. QLD 4564
HELICOPTER PILOTS
Applications are invited from enthuasiastic individuals to join Heli Niugini in Papua New Guinea. Our pilots work a 1 month on, 1 month off tour schedule with excellent salary and conditions. Successful applicants will have the following minimum hours.
Helicopter PIC 3000Hrs
TT BK 117 500Hrs
Offshore Op's 500Hrs and Command Instrument Rating.
Applications Fax 64 9 2924841
Email [email protected]
SLEIGH DRIVERS
Min. requirements: Smart red santa tunic in good condition, sober habits, current veterinary cerficate, chimney rated, multi reindeer assy-skills in case of 'hiccups' during departures and arrivals especially when startling the neighhour's rottweiler. Dangerous Goods Certificate a must. Also must be able except verbal abuse from dissatisfied clients for multiple deliveries of socks, naff t-shirts and bloody hankies.
Apply to:
Mr Claus
North pole
Suggestions invited for suitable gifts for:
1. George Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
3. John Howard
4. The two Marks
5. Richard Branson
6. Geoff Dixon
7. Helen Clark
8. Anthony Mundine
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1. George Bush - Osama Bin Laden
2. Osama bin Laden - See Above (not a christian anyway)
3. John Howard - Platform shoes
4. The two Marks - A t-shirt with 'I'm with Stupid' on the front for both of them
5. Richard Branson - Australian Citizenship (narf)
6. Geoff Dixon - The world, as in 'what are we going to do tonight, Pinky?'
7. Helen Clark - A model A-4 to play with
8. Anthony Mundine - His lobotomy reversed.
2. Osama bin Laden - See Above (not a christian anyway)
3. John Howard - Platform shoes
4. The two Marks - A t-shirt with 'I'm with Stupid' on the front for both of them
5. Richard Branson - Australian Citizenship (narf)
6. Geoff Dixon - The world, as in 'what are we going to do tonight, Pinky?'
7. Helen Clark - A model A-4 to play with
8. Anthony Mundine - His lobotomy reversed.
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Lets see
1. George Bush = Osama bin Laden
2. Osama bin Laden = goes to Paradise to find it went broke in the seventh century.
3. John Howard = Peter Costello accepts NASA invitation to lead 3 year Manned Mars Mission.
4. The two Marks = "Boys Big Pop Up Book of Airlines" for Mark and "How to be a happy puppet" for the other Mark.
5. Richard Branson = Ansett assets, or what left of them.
6. Geoff Dixon = Framed picture of Helen Clark, with caption made famous by Kerry Packer, "You only get one (insert name here) in your life"
7. Helen Clark = Lifetime Gold Pass on Qantas personally autographed by Geoff Dixon "for services".
8. Anthony Mundine = Supa Glue applied inside and outside his mouthguard.
[ 07 December 2001: Message edited by: gaunty ]
1. George Bush = Osama bin Laden
2. Osama bin Laden = goes to Paradise to find it went broke in the seventh century.
3. John Howard = Peter Costello accepts NASA invitation to lead 3 year Manned Mars Mission.
4. The two Marks = "Boys Big Pop Up Book of Airlines" for Mark and "How to be a happy puppet" for the other Mark.
5. Richard Branson = Ansett assets, or what left of them.
6. Geoff Dixon = Framed picture of Helen Clark, with caption made famous by Kerry Packer, "You only get one (insert name here) in your life"
7. Helen Clark = Lifetime Gold Pass on Qantas personally autographed by Geoff Dixon "for services".
8. Anthony Mundine = Supa Glue applied inside and outside his mouthguard.
[ 07 December 2001: Message edited by: gaunty ]
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wow it works... (sorry my first URL link).
Well I think they would all enjoy this one...
[ 07 December 2001: Message edited by: High Altitude ]
wow it works... (sorry my first URL link).
Well I think they would all enjoy this one...
[ 07 December 2001: Message edited by: High Altitude ]
Grandpa Aerotart
So Windy.....I seem to remember you in a Santa Suit at the Talair Dreamworld(Port Moresby Compound)Chrissy Party in 90 or 91!
"Helloooo lit lit litttle girl...shanta ish a bit hot an an annd wants to dive in the poo hick ool"
Sober habits indeed
"Chuckling through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, chuckling as we go...drinking all the way"
"Helloooo lit lit litttle girl...shanta ish a bit hot an an annd wants to dive in the poo hick ool"
Sober habits indeed
"Chuckling through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, chuckling as we go...drinking all the way"
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How about
George Bush - Smarter smart bombs
Osama bin Laden - Worry beads
John Howard - A personality
The two Marks - Heckle & Jeckle T shirts
Richard Branson - Karaoke lessons
Goeff Dixon - A crystal ball
Helen Clark - A makeover
Tony Mundine - A book on "How to Win Friends & Influence People"
Cheers
George Bush - Smarter smart bombs
Osama bin Laden - Worry beads
John Howard - A personality
The two Marks - Heckle & Jeckle T shirts
Richard Branson - Karaoke lessons
Goeff Dixon - A crystal ball
Helen Clark - A makeover
Tony Mundine - A book on "How to Win Friends & Influence People"
Cheers
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Hey Windy,
Always look forward to your Friday post!!!
Found this job on http://www.odonnellaviation.com
Closes mid December:
Company: Golden Eagle Airlines
Location: Western Australia
Date Stop: Jan-02-2002
Summary:
A self motivated pilot is required for our Kununurra base. Chieftain to be operated to the RPT level plus mail runs in a C-206. This will advance into a Senior Base Pilot position with future developements with up to three other pilots. This base has great potential for the pilot wishing to take on responsibility with challenging flying in a challenging area.
Qualifications:
1,500 h TT (negotiable)with 500 h mulit. Command Instrument rating with two renewals minimum. Chieftain endorsed with a minimum of 100h on type. Experience with RPT operations an advantage. Experience in the north of Australia also an advantage.
Benefits:
Challenging experience for the person to help develop a new base. Above award salary.
Instructions:
E-mail your CV to [email protected] This position is to start in mid December
Cheers, BF
Always look forward to your Friday post!!!
Found this job on http://www.odonnellaviation.com
Closes mid December:
Company: Golden Eagle Airlines
Location: Western Australia
Date Stop: Jan-02-2002
Summary:
A self motivated pilot is required for our Kununurra base. Chieftain to be operated to the RPT level plus mail runs in a C-206. This will advance into a Senior Base Pilot position with future developements with up to three other pilots. This base has great potential for the pilot wishing to take on responsibility with challenging flying in a challenging area.
Qualifications:
1,500 h TT (negotiable)with 500 h mulit. Command Instrument rating with two renewals minimum. Chieftain endorsed with a minimum of 100h on type. Experience with RPT operations an advantage. Experience in the north of Australia also an advantage.
Benefits:
Challenging experience for the person to help develop a new base. Above award salary.
Instructions:
E-mail your CV to [email protected] This position is to start in mid December
Cheers, BF
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George Bush - A crystal ball
Osama bin Laden - A tombstone voucher
John Howard - A wig
Richard Branson - Virginity protectors
Helen Clark - The wisdom to quit and give back the country's airforce
Tony Mundine - How to speak German Politely.
Osama bin Laden - A tombstone voucher
John Howard - A wig
Richard Branson - Virginity protectors
Helen Clark - The wisdom to quit and give back the country's airforce
Tony Mundine - How to speak German Politely.
