has anyone managed to overcome the Xchip parallax problems on his/her BlunderFlash 8?

[Onan the Clumsy]

Just wondering, because I didn't want to upgrade to the BF9.

[Memetic]

Have you tried giving it a nice hot cup of tea?

Apparently the increase in Brownian motion sometimes does the trick.

[Onan the Clumsy]

I've had various suggestions, and heat (as well as sex and travel) seemed to be a recurring theme.

[timmcat]

Onan, behave.. ! Some people in here never go near JB.

(Those confused may wish to visit this thread).

[digidave]

What would be really sad would be if this thread gets moved into JB. (Then I'd have to delete this message!)

Nothing wrong with a bit of xthread fertilisation is there?

And besides, with all the problems being faced in here, a bit of humour is a relief.

dd

[Onan the Clumsy]

timmcat you spoiled my fishing expedition

[Mac the Knife]

Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX...
HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair!
I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my Sears PONG game.
I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy. I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the replies! However, it only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large drive slowing it down.
I fear I will not be getting news any longer... The batteries on my calculator-watch are running out.
My calculator-watch is solar... And if I turned off the lights, NO ONE would be getting news...
Feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract to run on my TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because I'm ALSO able to shoehorn in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER computations between commercials! Beat THAT!
Well, well, well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out of 2 inches of wire, 3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime calculations of particle vectors during the Big Bang. A complete simulation of the first 2 years of the life of the universe, accurate to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 seconds.
And you guys think you are so great. I just spent the last half hour getting X11 to run on my slide rule. I am still having problems connecting it to the net around here, but I would welcome any suggestions.
So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off of a paperclip. Not to mention the fact that I am designing a new form of television with 7000 pixels based off a piece of tissue paper.
Man, that's baby stuff. I'm running a particle accelerator utilizing matter-antimatter reactions in my doorknob, and calculating everything in the fourth dimension using a single dip switch and a large glass of water.
Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very moment, raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from now, while at the same time calculating the heat produced from the new Intel Pentium.
And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in a project which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple universes (To see what would happen if various constants change. Pi=8.4 is an interesting one.) My hardware consists of a single wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I can do real-time simulations of 2^32 universes in parallel.
You guys are wimps!! I've just finished converting a microwave oven into a paradimensional teleportation device. The only problem I'm having so far is that my breakfast bagel keeps disappearing!! May have to eat it raw...
Sorry, that's my fault. I'm afraid that the high-energy laser-pumped negentropic vortex generator I made from my own nostril hair, which is currently cranking out entire new universes at the rate of 7.6 per picosecond, was breaking the FCC emissions limits and gronking your microwave's control panel. It should work properly now. Also, my cat Arthur was FTPing hundreds of terabytes of PD software from Epsilon Eridani in the year 4741 A.D. over the faster-than-light Ethernet interface I built for him, and this may have been loading the Net a little yesterday. My sincere apologies to everyone who noticed any performance degradation.

[sprocket]

They've gotta put a higher fence around JB. Some of the inmates are escaping.

[digidave]

Hmmmm not sure I want to be fenced in with Mac! I never could get my high-energy laser-pumped negentropic vortex generator to work, but then I wasn't using nostril hair

I know....


I'm redundant - get me out of here!
dd

[Blacksheep]

I have a Sinclair Spectrum ZX80 with twin cassettes and a universal power supply. Its such a handy size I was thinking of carrying it with me on business trips. My question is, does anyone have any ideas as to how to connect it to the internet? I've never seen an external modem that might do the job, but perhaps someone amongst all the IT whizz kids here might have some advice. The good old ZX80 might be a bit long in the tooth and its not quite up to Mac's VIC-20 but it certainly beats Onan's idea of a BF9 upgrade for the old BlunderFlash 8.

[The Smithsonian might be interested in your machine though Onan...]