Which Airline has the hottest female Cabin Crew?
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Which Airline has the hottest female Cabin Crew?
Please answer this fundamental question as I have decided to become one of yours after 3 months looking for a job as the driver...
Merci,
Flyer75
Merci,
Flyer75
Guest
Posts: n/a
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
cheers as english folks tend to say....
thought British Airways had older cabin crew like AA or Northwest in the USA...
What about Virgin....saw their company bus in Gatwick ..pretty cool..nice ladies came out too....
"its whats on the inside that counts"...
Tough one...."personality" counts too
so i reckon i should apply to BA as cabin crew..
should i tell them im an ATPL pilot?or just hide the info and invent 30 and odds barmaid jobs?..
any chance to get long haul quickly...thats for the lay overs...
thought British Airways had older cabin crew like AA or Northwest in the USA...
What about Virgin....saw their company bus in Gatwick ..pretty cool..nice ladies came out too....
"its whats on the inside that counts"...
Tough one...."personality" counts too
so i reckon i should apply to BA as cabin crew..
should i tell them im an ATPL pilot?or just hide the info and invent 30 and odds barmaid jobs?..
any chance to get long haul quickly...thats for the lay overs...
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Usually out of a suitcase.
Posts: 51
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
How nonsensical!
With that sort of mind-set, you will not be favourable amongst your female crew members.
I hope that you acclimatize to your new career quickly, before the crew realise that you are drooling all over them. No one likes to work with someone that would prefer to be a vaginal suppository.
Get a life you half-baked galoot!
PS- PLEASE, someone, ANYONE, tell me what grocery store has the "hottest" check out girls or guys, because my grocery's will be soooo much more palatable, if I am served by someone goodlooking!
PuuuuuuuuuukkkkKKKKKKKK!
With that sort of mind-set, you will not be favourable amongst your female crew members.
I hope that you acclimatize to your new career quickly, before the crew realise that you are drooling all over them. No one likes to work with someone that would prefer to be a vaginal suppository.
Get a life you half-baked galoot!
PS- PLEASE, someone, ANYONE, tell me what grocery store has the "hottest" check out girls or guys, because my grocery's will be soooo much more palatable, if I am served by someone goodlooking!
PuuuuuuuuuukkkkKKKKKKKK!
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
" puuuuuuuk"-----=didnt know you could be cabincrew and prone to air sickness...ahah
Seriously i was just kidding eventhough I already am liked by Cabin Crew, they think im so cute and sexy...
But ill play the hard ball and pretend im not interested..is tha better?nothing better that playing games with eachothers,isnt it?
Wonder if facking to be gay works....any insights?
puuuuuuuk"-----=didnt know you could be cabincrew and prone to air sickness...ahahSeriously i was just kidding eventhough I already am liked by Cabin Crew, they think im so cute and sexy...
But ill play the hard ball and pretend im not interested..is tha better?nothing better that playing games with eachothers,isnt it?
Wonder if facking to be gay works....any insights?
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Usually out of a suitcase.
Posts: 51
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I already am liked by Cabin Crew
Maybe the CC already have you fooled.
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 156
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Gosh, who cares! I'm just happy with good and efficient customer service. Although I am fussy with the good grooming. When it comes to hospitality good grooming is a must!
If there's an emergency landing or whatever then I really don't give a toss if the flight attendant is a hunk or if the female flight attendants have the right shade of Christian Dior eye shadow on - just get me out safely please!
If there's an emergency landing or whatever then I really don't give a toss if the flight attendant is a hunk or if the female flight attendants have the right shade of Christian Dior eye shadow on - just get me out safely please!
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
so US cabin crews dragged me from coach to first because i had my uniform on and offered me a bottle of champagne on a jumpseat flight from newark to zurick just to be nice????
Oh and they sleep around with me just to be nice???Last one was from MY TRAVEL ...she still likes me...sorry..must be the accent..
VDD,
eye shadow color wouldnt bother me if we ditched...BRACE BRACE BRACE...LADIES HOPE YOU GOT YOUR BLACK 2-PIECE SWIMWEAR WITH or DAMN ID HAVE TO REPORT YOU..
Oh and they sleep around with me just to be nice???Last one was from MY TRAVEL ...she still likes me...sorry..must be the accent..
VDD,
eye shadow color wouldnt bother me if we ditched...BRACE BRACE BRACE...LADIES HOPE YOU GOT YOUR BLACK 2-PIECE SWIMWEAR WITH or DAMN ID HAVE TO REPORT YOU..
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Geneva, Switzerland
Posts: 58
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Mr. Hotter.
That would make it a "Pessary" not a "Suppository"!! Suppositories go somewhere much less attractive to the most of the males of our species.
Don't ask me how I know....I just do.
Whooaaahh!!!
That would make it a "Pessary" not a "Suppository"!! Suppositories go somewhere much less attractive to the most of the males of our species.
Don't ask me how I know....I just do.
Whooaaahh!!!
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
a life vest for ditching...useful?...maybe..if all would have the correct set of mind to remember how to put it on...a 2 piece swim suit on the other hand should be placed under the regular uniform for transatlantic flights..at least us pilots and PAX could have a nice bikini view before swallowing tons of salted water...
Seriously,
Which Airline would be the best overall for my 4 main interests:
1) "kindness and morale support between fellow cabin crew.NO BACK STABBING! thats only for pilots to use...
2) beauty in general among the female troops
3)Money,still need to survive and afford a drink for me and my collegues during a night stop.
4)chances of getting long haul quickly for someone not used to push trolleys.
Now i m serious ,please think hard and let me know about your insights.
Flyer75
Seriously,
Which Airline would be the best overall for my 4 main interests:
1) "kindness and morale support between fellow cabin crew.NO BACK STABBING! thats only for pilots to use...
2) beauty in general among the female troops
3)Money,still need to survive and afford a drink for me and my collegues during a night stop.
4)chances of getting long haul quickly for someone not used to push trolleys.
Now i m serious ,please think hard and let me know about your insights.
Flyer75
I'matightbastard
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,747
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Suppositories
I went to the doctor once and he gave me some suppositories. A couple of weeks later he asked me if they were having any effect.
I had to admit they weren't and he seemed a little surprised.
"Doctor," I said " those things were useless. For all the good they did me, I might as well have stuck them up my ar$e"
I had to admit they weren't and he seemed a little surprised.
"Doctor," I said " those things were useless. For all the good they did me, I might as well have stuck them up my ar$e"
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I propose a pic contest...votes will be handled by the moderator-i think hes pilot from Astraeus-...anyways hell egt a vote since hes a pilot..
Pilot vote:2 points
Cabin Crew vote:1 point
Possibility or utopia?
Pilot vote:2 points
Cabin Crew vote:1 point
Possibility or utopia?
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: worldwide
Posts: 118
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
POL777,
I did too! lets give it some time ...but we first need a glamourous Female cabin Crew who would be clever enough(computerwise) to know how to post a pic on this forum....THAT could be tricky....
Flyer75
I did too! lets give it some time ...but we first need a glamourous Female cabin Crew who would be clever enough(computerwise) to know how to post a pic on this forum....THAT could be tricky....
Flyer75
