'Moving Forward'

[DC10RealMan]

Normally in the wake of a tragedy you will get the PR man/woman say either "Our thought and prayers are with the family" or "Lessons will be learnt" and we all know full well that they dont give a monkeys and exactly the same thing will happen again in the not too distant future.

[Jumbo Jockey]

Oh yes, and another one: Don't forget to cascade this to your teams!

[dynamite dean]

have your boss say your redundant from next month

or Have your boss say, Im sleeping with your wife...and then Im making you redundant from next month!

[Opsbeatch]

Man that's a bad day at the office!

OB