Me "did the jetstar 787 do a hard landing here a while back?"

Cairns engineer "no it's all bull**** it was bogged down in regs"

MODS

once a rumour has been confirmed true or false as per this one being false should this thread not be closed.

Basically no heavy landing no damage nothing to see here move along.

Hold fire. How has this been proved to be a just a rumour? An earlier poster said something about an ATP for the aircraft and yes there have been Boeing people crawling all over the said aircraft.


CAR42ZE your rubbish lines have nothing to do with what I said but I do like the way you are conveniently trying to change the subject.

I spoke to my second cousin's brother's wifes father who runs a coffee shop and he served a lady who had just finished walking her dog and she told him that she had walked past a couple fellows with American accents that were talking about some aircraft called a DeathStar Dreamliner that had a heavy landing in Queensland and, because the engines were bolted on incorrectly by some offshore sweat shop that also makes cheap T-Shirts, it caused some cracking of the aircraft.

So it must be true.

They were quite disappointed when I told them it had nothing to do with the filming of a new Star Wars movie.