I'm Winstun, and so's my wife!

(Actually, my wife does behave a bit like Winstun sometimes, but she's less rational )

I was kind of fond of Winstun. Every village needs and idiot and he was the best.

I will always remember him as the thinking man's fcukwit.

Dear Dick Smith, Report just in that there was a fatal car accident west of Sydney and the male occupant of the car was burned in the accident beyond recognition. The only clues they have to go on were that the victim had a very small brain and a tiny penis. Please respond asap to let us all know you are ok.

Clothears ....
I never knew you that you had once been married to my wife's twin sister.! :D

Oi Natit; Read my post again. Tongue was firmly in cheek!
The only reason I did'nt continue with the bit about
'have you heard the one about...' is because I did'nt have a decent joke to tell!!!
And I still don't, b****r it!!!:{

You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.

Airey, I bet it would have been slack Oz ATC's fault if it was him:8

There was a young man from Alice Springs
Who couldn't do too many things
No good with a spanner
or even a hammer
but crickey, what a big watch.