Quotes from the flightdeck
 

Need a good "pickmeup... " any body got some good quotes that people say from time to time up the pointy end ????

I shall start ....


Capt " I love it when a plan comes together " ... from "the A-Team"

THIRSTY Capt " Set combat power.. the beers are getting warm" (last flight of the day)

cocky capt "The only thing that can F**k us now is God.... " (famous last words)

Ex cocky capt "Look at those big buggas (CB's) ... mother nature is pulling rank!!!!"


anyone else got some good ones ???

"Gee, this NAS thing hasn't caused many problems now, has it?"

".....go for throttle up...."

We should be out of this soon! :ok:

It can't get much worse! :sad:

Don't worry about that, the WX is never that bad at :confused:

"What's it doin' now?

How about from an ATC when asked by another why he had cleared a jet at FL350 through an active rocketry restricted area,

"Bah, wockets don't fly THAT high..."

Irish captain getting bounced around in CB.

Beejesas I dont like this...lets do a quick 360 and fook off outa here !

"It's f@#ked, it's just f@#ked!"

:yuk:

I was lining up the 747 a few years ago, and the near-60 age Captasin reached up the body gear steering switch and said, "Lock the tailwheel?"
Couldn't stop giggling for minutes ....

More to come as I remember them.

"The fat ones yours"

Hey bittch, bring the food up here NOW!

How about when asked by ATC for the POB the reply,

"225 souls on board , and the captain!! :) :)

'What;s it doing NOW?'

'She must be new!'

'Was that for us?'

Watch This! ......................:E

"Another 1000 feet and we'll be above this $hit"

Ginger Beers' favourite used to be..

'Cabin attendants, prepare your drawers for the arrival'.

"Yeah we're visual"

:uhoh:

Here's a "Quickie"

Smart young FO heading for the top of the slide, hot, not configured, leaving things a bit late, starts to come unstuck and is trying to retain a semblance of competency...

Crusty old Captain looks on and says... "You think you're f#cking this cat? You aren't even holding its tail!"

Another "Quickie"....

"Then we were inside the thing [CB], aeroplane shaking like a dog sh!tting pinecones...."

:ok:

From conceited pilot: "Thats a good idea, I'm glad I thought of that."

After foreign accent controller's instruction: "Did you get that?"

From an ex RAAF female controller at a certain GAAP tower (with 3 parallel runways) who was very highly strung: "All stations listen out before transmitting, show some airmanship"

"Don't worry its just a little rainshower/just a bit of lightning."

In reference to flying a closer approach/circuit than desired: "Its a bit tight but I hear thats the way you like it"

As an aside, humourous to hear an ATIS quote "cloud scattered 1000, broken 2000 with lower patches" How many lower patches does it take to make a FEW?

... or that classic pre-CFIT clanger....

"What's that mountain goat doing all the way up here?"

:ooh: