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Old 26th Feb 2016, 09:52
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Kerrie, your concerns will be best addressed by forwarding your message to [email protected] - though I warn you, they may be too credible for him.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 11:13
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Another Number, Outstanding!
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 12:32
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Kerrie - How long ago was it that you were abducted? - and how long did the anal probing last??

Yes, we know you think you're a lone voice in the wilderness - but we need to let you know, there are others with the knowledge! - you're not alone!

Grand Strategy of the Reptilians
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 12:54
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Fascinating, I can't wait to read more. Not at all sure I'll understand it, but hey, I reckon it will be a fun read.
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 13:59
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I recently met a Flight Attendant who had DEFINATLEY had implants......
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 21:37
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At last, someone who speaks the truth!!

Never, ever pig out on idiot pills!!
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 23:01
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It could be worse.

Could be worse.

In presently in Anaheim at the crew hotel. There's always some sort of convention going on here.

This week is my private Hell.

An evangelist and God botherer convention. These sort of deluded nut jobs are everywhere.

Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 23:10
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Put in red contacts and walk around looking at the ceiling, cowering and saying in low muttering tones "beelzebub is here, beelzebub is here".

By the end of the day you will either "be saved" or be carted off to the funny farm
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Old 26th Feb 2016, 23:35
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Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????
That's being played at Long Beach!

Only about half of the players are at The Renaissance though…...
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 00:21
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A bit early

Kerrie

Poor timing.

April 1st is still over a month away
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 01:29
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I think you are all being a bit harsh. What has been posted is the leaked minutes of the Jetstar Group strategy meeting for what happens post JQ HK. KerrieWings is the working title of the next great master stroke that will be Jetstar Mongolia. Think of all those oil rich Mongolians wanting to travel from Ulaanbaatar to the casinos of Macau. You know it makes sense!
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 01:41
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Dammed acid.
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 02:05
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Exclamation

If you line the inside of your hat with some aluminium sheet off that roll in the kitchen drawer, it can seriously prevent ingress of govt microwaves. Stay safe!
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 02:27
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I've smoked dope, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, f@cked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats f@ck in the marketplace, but I ain't never seen no **** like that. Wow, just Wow.
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 02:45
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 03:10
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who are the other 1399 people who know this? They all in Melbourne, perhaps Prahan?

oi vey
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 03:43
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I can't wait for the next instalment.
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 03:53
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Why can't it just be an under 19s ladies volleyball convention??????


Pass, friend.
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 04:42
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Tail wheel,

How is it that you allow a thread like this to survive yet in a heartbeat you close down threads that are actually aviation related and worthy of discussion.

Seriously mate.
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Old 27th Feb 2016, 05:14
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Sounds like a speech directly from John Borg***i himself
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