I've smoked dope, chewed rope, danced, French romanced, f@cked, farted, fought, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Janesville, Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, seen three world fairs, been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats f@ck in the marketplace, but I ain't never seen no **** like that. Wow, just Wow.