Maybe this is what he would have said ...

[Fris B. Fairing]

if Marketing hadn't put words in his mouth.

[framer]

What are you talking about?

[Fris B. Fairing]

Full page Qantas advert in Brisbane's Courier-Mail this morning. I presume other dailies also carried it. The original says "I fly people".

[Captain Dart]

'Planes' are for woodworkers.

[HotPete]

It's aeroplanes or aircraft, not bloody "planes".

[Capn Bloggs]

Agree, Fris.

[Mr.Buzzy]

How about we call them whatever we bloody well like? Planes, planes, planes, planes.
Or are you the type that writes endless manuals telling pilots how to scratch their noses?

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[Stationair8]

To the marketing people, it gave me a lovely warm feeling while having my morning dump!

[CurtainTwitcher]

Its rude to recycle on day of publication Stationair8.