Beware the Ides of March

[grip pipe]

Tragic events are usually tied to solar cycles as a once proud Julian found out in Rome many many years ago. Rumours have now firmed that the Germans were right about the fuel system on the EuroBus and everyone is making ready for the inevitable flameout over Athens, wise souls have posited 23 March plus or minus. Airdata experts have advised that various financial departments are now monitoring customer withdrawals from their ATMs in the old world. American aerospace engineers concur with the Germans and French about fuel starvation and are working hard to ensure US citizens are not harmed. Hedge Hoggers may get burned. The exact impact area is unknown and their are contigency plans for the other operators of this model of the AeroBus, Portugal, Spain and Italy.

Probably not a good time to invest in a new toga.