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Old 9th Nov 2011, 09:55
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Better call a lumberjack

Now some may say I have spent too many years working the graveyard shift, but I too want my membership.
But, there is a catch, I want to be served my scotch and dry, in the lounge, by mamacita Olivia while she wears a catwoman rubber suit (squash ball is optional)!
Man, she can be my 'press release' any day. That girl has got it going on, she wields the power, fights the fight, and glares you down until you feel as though you are about to carved up by a million sharp blades - Yes please! That, combined with the pout, business suits she wears, flicking of the hair and some other 'qualities and high points' is too much for me to bear.
I think I'm in love.....did I mention I am into feet also?
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 14:18
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Bugger me CJ. I'll bet she doesn't shave her legs...oh wait don't tell me you like that too? less trouble banging a flighty
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 19:26
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Shaving is optional, as with bathing!
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 22:38
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I think I'm in love.....did I mention I am into feet also?
Do any of us sound surprised? We're glad it's just feet...
Seriously, if you want a good, professional BDSM mistress there are a few around. Don't settle for third-rate PR also-rans/pretenders who just look grumpy all the time.
Of course, just working for Qantas in an operational area appears to be a fairly masochistic experience...
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