Australian Airline Wanted

[rodchucker]

Applications are invited from interested parties for the supply of air services to the Australian community.

The existing contract holder has indicated that they wish to leave our shores and merely retain a presence for the sake of funding their offshore activities and executive bonus schemes.

We find this does not comply with the contract requirements.

We the travelling public either want the skies opened up for all to enter in a free market OR have someone do it who actually wants to be here as part of an ongoing relationship with their customers and business partners.

Any party who merely wishes a one sided relationship for their privileged position in our vibrant and expanding economy is asked not to apply.

Applicants who can actually engage with the loyal and skilled work force will be favourably regarded.

It is a pre requisite that the successful applicant will understand how to grow a successful business and engage their staff in a positive and effective long term relationship

Industry experience is essential and investment banking experience will result in an automatic exclusion from further consideration.

Please apply to anyone who will listen because we are desperate.

[The Bunglerat]

It is a pre requisite that the successful applicant will understand how to grow a successful business and engage their staff in a positive and effective long term relationship

...Sounds like a job for JB, except he's already got one.