Are Planes Safe?
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Are Planes Safe?
Im scared of them and there big scary engines that i think are gunna eat me. I tried to get ver my fear last month but there was no airbridge so we had to walk across the concrete and i couldnt do it caus the engines woulda eaten me, i was so scared i nearly urined myself, anyone know a support group for me ?
and another question, are planes safe caus i think they gunna eat me!
and another question, are planes safe caus i think they gunna eat me!
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I have a couple of planes in my toolkit and I handle them with care so that I don't cut my fingers on them. I don't think I have seen a plane that big that could eat you. My father was a carpenter and had quite a few planes.
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You bloody beat me to it Towers, most planes seem to have a safety mechanism so that they can't eat you!!
Although they have taken a few nails off in my time....
Cheers, HH.
Although they have taken a few nails off in my time....
Cheers, HH.
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Subject to certain conditions, Pilots have occasionally been known to offer personal tuition in 'plane coaching scary anti course', for people with problems just like your own.
Now - about those conditions. In order to allow us to asses your compliance, please follow steps one through three, as outlined below:
Step 1) Are you a female human being?
If your answer is yes, Proceed to Step 2
If your answer is no, Fcuk Off to the Cabin Crew forum.
Step 2) Do you give good head?
If your answer is yes, Proceed to Step 3
If you answer is no, Fcuk Off to the Agony Aunt forum. You need couselling.
Step 3) Please post your photo in the space provided below. Regardless of your appearance, there's sure to be some poor bastard who needs the blowjob bad enough.
Note) If you're lucky enough to find someone offering one of the coveted 'platinum level' courses, they may even show you that, far from being scary, 'being eaten' can actually be quite pleasurable.......
Now - about those conditions. In order to allow us to asses your compliance, please follow steps one through three, as outlined below:
Step 1) Are you a female human being?
If your answer is yes, Proceed to Step 2
If your answer is no, Fcuk Off to the Cabin Crew forum.
Step 2) Do you give good head?
If your answer is yes, Proceed to Step 3
If you answer is no, Fcuk Off to the Agony Aunt forum. You need couselling.
Step 3) Please post your photo in the space provided below. Regardless of your appearance, there's sure to be some poor bastard who needs the blowjob bad enough.
Note) If you're lucky enough to find someone offering one of the coveted 'platinum level' courses, they may even show you that, far from being scary, 'being eaten' can actually be quite pleasurable.......
