Sex toy shuts down airport

[divingduck]

Had to put this one in...sorry Woomeri


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[Kaptin M]

BINOS

[89 steps to heaven]

Bino's may be many things, but certainly not a sex toy.

[Mr.Buzzy]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Mungo]

Saw an item on the TV news about it this morning. The policeman being interviewed about the 'incident' was a picture (in the figurative sense). It was all he could do to keep a straight face and stop himself from bursting into fits of laughter over it all. A true professional, the man deserves a medal for maintaining his composure while under fire.

Also had a look at the item supplied by "divingduck".

So Ms Bryant said it sounded exactly like a vibrator..... .

After she reads the paper, I wouldn't mind betting she'll be looking a little bit like this.............. or maybe this.......... .