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Location: Bai, mi go long hap na kisim sampla samting.
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Did you hear about the Kiwi tourists that came over here to check out the Canning stock route?...
They thought it was an annual event!!!.. Boom boom.
They thought it was an annual event!!!.. Boom boom.
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Anyway, I thought this forum was about aviation matters, those of you who feel compelled to turn it into a pathetic insult fest should go to the far queue and start another forum.
I resemble that remark.
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JOKE ONLY NO INSULT OR SICKNESS IMPLIED.
In breaking news a light, 2 seater cessna has crashed into a cemetery in Ireland. The police so far have recovered 568 bodies and are expecting more to found.
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An ozzy and a kiwi are checking out a piece of acreage to buy as farmland. Walking along the perimeter of the property the ozzy spots a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Before he can say a word, the kiwi,m true to his nature, has dropped his drawers and begun having his way with the helpless livestock. The kiwi finishes up, pulls up his drawers and saunters his way back over. "Mate," he says "Tell me ya don't want a piece of that". "Fair dinkum I do" replies the Aussie, and quick as a flash he drops his own daks and jams his head into the fence.
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P.S. Phat Boy. Lay off slagging the Kiwis in this Forum. If you want to slag off go to Jetblast which has more liberal posting rules. 
Jetblast liberal posting rules
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Some New Zealanders embarking at Port Melbourne some years ago were greeted with some graffiti on a warehouse wall that said...
"New Zealand Sucks".
The following day the graffiti read...
"New Zealand Sucks".
"Australia Nil".
"New Zealand Sucks".
The following day the graffiti read...
"New Zealand Sucks".
"Australia Nil".
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HOW TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A NEW ZEALANDER....
WHAT YOU HEAR - WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
A medgen - visulise, conjure up mentally John Lennon's first solo albumn "Imagine"
Betting - "betting gloves" worn by a "betsmen" in "crucket"
Brist - part of the anatonmy between "nick" and "billy"
Rust - part of the anotonmy between "fingers" and "elbow"
Bugger - as in "my dad's bugger than yours"
Fushen chups - the famous meal of fish and chips
Dimmer kretz - those who believe in democracy
Error buck - language spoken in countries like "E-Jupp" and "Libernon"
Ekka dimmocks - university staff - academic
Guess - flammable vapour used in stoves
Chick out chuck - supermarket point of sale operators (check out chicks)
Duck hid - term of abuse directed mainly at males (dick head)
Error route - Arnott's famous oval shaped "mulk error route buskets" (aussie cookie)
Fitter cheney - a type of long flat pasta, not to be confused with "rugger tony"
Goin nuks - i am going to nick's place
Dud - what a person is after he/she dies
WHAT YOU HEAR - WHAT IT REALLY MEANS
A medgen - visulise, conjure up mentally John Lennon's first solo albumn "Imagine"
Betting - "betting gloves" worn by a "betsmen" in "crucket"
Brist - part of the anatonmy between "nick" and "billy"
Rust - part of the anotonmy between "fingers" and "elbow"
Bugger - as in "my dad's bugger than yours"
Fushen chups - the famous meal of fish and chips
Dimmer kretz - those who believe in democracy
Error buck - language spoken in countries like "E-Jupp" and "Libernon"
Ekka dimmocks - university staff - academic
Guess - flammable vapour used in stoves
Chick out chuck - supermarket point of sale operators (check out chicks)
Duck hid - term of abuse directed mainly at males (dick head)
Error route - Arnott's famous oval shaped "mulk error route buskets" (aussie cookie)
Fitter cheney - a type of long flat pasta, not to be confused with "rugger tony"
Goin nuks - i am going to nick's place
Dud - what a person is after he/she dies
Don Quixote Impersonator
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Interceptor
Laughed I did, when watching the Airport doco the other night when a couple from there were being quizzed about their visa extension application and what were they going to do for money and accomodation.
Her reply was they had a "tint" they would use in their travels.
Took me and the immigration guy a minute to work out what she meant.
Laughed I did, when watching the Airport doco the other night when a couple from there were being quizzed about their visa extension application and what were they going to do for money and accomodation.
Her reply was they had a "tint" they would use in their travels.
Took me and the immigration guy a minute to work out what she meant.
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Q: How do K1W!'s find sheep in long grass?
A: Very satisfying
I have plenty of good Kiwi pilot mates but at the end of the day ANZ management did to Ansett what they have been doing to their sheep for years!?
And that was very baaaaad!
No fault of the average Kiwi though, pathetic incompetent shonky management, happens over this side of pond too but rarely on such a scale.
A: Very satisfying
I have plenty of good Kiwi pilot mates but at the end of the day ANZ management did to Ansett what they have been doing to their sheep for years!?
And that was very baaaaad!
No fault of the average Kiwi though, pathetic incompetent shonky management, happens over this side of pond too but rarely on such a scale.
Man Bilong Balus long PNG
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Location: Looking forward to returning to Japan soon but in the meantime continuing the never ending search for a bad bottle of Red!
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Interceptor; Arnotts Arrowroot are Biscuits..NOT Cookies!! 
Enough with the americanisms!!
Other than that your post is hilarious.
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
Enough with the americanisms!!
Other than that your post is hilarious.
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
