Name that airline competion

[Buster Hyman]

On the Q theme...Queer-as!

"Where do the Queer-as people check in?"
"Same queue as the straight people Maam!"

[R2000]

What about...

T.A.C.T.L.E.S.S.

Stands for:

The Airline Causing The Latest Employee Strike & Strife

The next airline pilot "dispute" seems to be coming closer by the week...

[dmussen]

You could try SLUT (in opposition to Virgin).

[Kanga767]

The opposite to virgin would surely be "LUCY"?


K

[Soulman]

I like SkankAir - gotta keep in theme with targeting and outsmarting Virgin.

And the appropriate slogan:

Unlike our competitor, we've got heaps of experience...

Their aircraft type:
Sl*tbus A-320

Whatever the outcome, will make for interesting reading.

Soulman.

[WalterMitty]

Just rename shorthaul to NEAR Q and therefore long haul will be FAR Q

[Soulman]

And then if they go down like Compass (Mk 1 & Mk 2) and then restart they could be called:

FAR Q 2...

I really should be studying.

Soulman.

[SkySista]

Hmmmmm

How about "Vegemite Air"?

Or to keep with the native animal/roadkill theme, "EMU"

If they go belly up, they can re-name it "Emu Bitter"

SS

[apache]

Then of course there is always "JOEY AIR"... as in the baby kangaroo.


OR... to really set the cat amongst the pigeons, what about "ANSETT" ?

[Blue Sky Baron]

What about "T.G.I.F."

T hank G odfrey I ts F lying!

BSB

[Heatseeker]

How about


Blue Roo

(I did want to call it HARLOT airlines - who would you rather fly with, a harlot or a virgin - but I got stared down by all our lady pilots)

[D.B.COOPER]

We've all heard the jokes, but what about.....

BLONDE

Even have the slogan.....

The OLD BLUE RINSE, or the HOT NEW BLONDE?
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER RIDE?

I know which queue I'm gonna be in!

[wessex19]

what about Mc Virgin. You can upsize to a seat.

[pberrett]

My Choice

I rather like 'Joey' - its quite a cute name.

But leaving that aside how about

'WALLABY'

Its like a flying Kangaroo - but not quite.

cheers Peter

[ditzyboy]

How about:

BUS.

Nice and simple. Cheap and gets you there. All the glamour of public transport.

(Yet to see a bus screw over it's employees though... What they are doing is all bad.)

[capt cynical]

How about---------

------"PERJURY AIRLINES"

It will be quite apt for the marketing promises to precede start up.

[nickmelb]

another one

since my SKank Air name was a hit, i thought of a few more

Mini Q-the airline with mini fares

JUMP on Q

Dixon air? hahahahahha

anyways enuff now.....i have too much time on my hands

[Lite]

ditzyboy, if i am not mistaken Wolff Olins who were behind the creation of the Go brand for British Airways, had originally tried to persuade the team behind Go to call it "The Bus". Barbara Cassani however said she didn't want to be the CEO of an airline called the bus because it sets the wrong ideas about flying. Even though we all know flying is like a Greyhound anyway, she didn't think it would give a good image.

Personally, I think quite a good name though would be to call the airline "Whore" - the real no-frills experience.

[Australia2]

What about Jetstar !!!!

[Cap10 Caveman]

You beat me to it Australia2.