Controllers in real life

[On the beach]

[Hobo]

My telly volume only goes up to 10!

Not a Marshall amp then....these, of course, 'go up to eleven!',

[ASD]

You will ask for a full readback when placing a take-out order on the phone

[obwan]

On the beach

Please tell me people don't go around wearing T shirts like that.

[On the beach]

Please tell me people don't go around wearing T shirts like that.

Only French ATCOs and only this week on the beach.

[airac]

Idiosyncratic, Egotistical, Domineering , Autocratic ,Despotic ,Imperious, these are all good words that have got absolutely F--- all to do with good controllers.
Some controllers however do suffer from CDO, its like OCD but letters are in the right order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OK , EH! EH! EH! EH!