AIRSHOWS - A Limerick to them!
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AIRSHOWS - A Limerick to them!
There once was an airshow at Belfast
Where the jets they went oh sooooo fast
Till Approach said to me
What the f**k did you do
You’ve had an airmiss at RINGA!
God the stress is getting to me. Better lie down til tomorrow morn...tin hats at the ready
Where the jets they went oh sooooo fast
Till Approach said to me
What the f**k did you do
You’ve had an airmiss at RINGA!
God the stress is getting to me. Better lie down til tomorrow morn...tin hats at the ready
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Recipe for a pile-up…
There was once a show at Biggin,
Where a ruskie said oh my what big one,
To the yank and his buff, which put his wife in a huff,
who went off with the bear ‘-a-singing!’
“Tin hats everyBODY…….” Kenneth More
(....and the yanks wife suggested it might be tight as well, but the bear would not be dissuaded...)
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Where a ruskie said oh my what big one,
To the yank and his buff, which put his wife in a huff,
who went off with the bear ‘-a-singing!’
“Tin hats everyBODY…….” Kenneth More
(....and the yanks wife suggested it might be tight as well, but the bear would not be dissuaded...)
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I refer only to operational length and ground handing capabilities during the period of operations alluded to. (Not in that way (!) – that was furthest from my mind, honestly!)
…btw, can anyone do any better; come on!
…btw, can anyone do any better; come on!
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There was a show at Ards,
Where took off a chopper so large,
The Spitfires started early,
Their pilots got gurny,
Before we could land, time had to pass,
But me got to see a Spitfire fly past
English teacher would be so proud
Where took off a chopper so large,
The Spitfires started early,
Their pilots got gurny,
Before we could land, time had to pass,
But me got to see a Spitfire fly past
English teacher would be so proud
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The Belfast Atco's from watches A, B and E
Recently handled not one airshow but three.
The Harriers, Tornados and Hawks were getting tighter and quicker
To keep them apart the Atco's worked like a one legged @rse kicker!
Just in case readers are wondering what we are on, last Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Belfast atc were heavily involved in airshows at Belfast International Airport, Newtownards airshow and Enniskillen airshow.
Our task was to try and integrate fast jets with high energy manoeuvres alongside scheduled and charter traffic, not delay the revenue traffic but at the same time let the fast jets entertain the crowds at RAF Aldergrove families day.
Whilst doing this we needed to handle departures and recoveries to/from Newtownards.
The weather was excellent for once and I believe an exceptional job was done, albeit a little sweaty at times.
My sad moment came on Friday when back seat rides were on offer in a Spitfire.
Not even a Nats Atco could rustle up the £1500 required for the seat.
Recently handled not one airshow but three.
The Harriers, Tornados and Hawks were getting tighter and quicker
To keep them apart the Atco's worked like a one legged @rse kicker!
Just in case readers are wondering what we are on, last Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Belfast atc were heavily involved in airshows at Belfast International Airport, Newtownards airshow and Enniskillen airshow.
Our task was to try and integrate fast jets with high energy manoeuvres alongside scheduled and charter traffic, not delay the revenue traffic but at the same time let the fast jets entertain the crowds at RAF Aldergrove families day.
Whilst doing this we needed to handle departures and recoveries to/from Newtownards.
The weather was excellent for once and I believe an exceptional job was done, albeit a little sweaty at times.
My sad moment came on Friday when back seat rides were on offer in a Spitfire.
Not even a Nats Atco could rustle up the £1500 required for the seat.
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with alacrity,
Should take the cheaper option, £25 in a Jet Ranger.
Two shares left in the Catalina I heard, only £17500 each, I'll happily chip in a fiver towards that
Ards was excellent, much enjoyed and the weather certainly made the difference. Only 4months until the next one!
On behalf of the (bloody massive) spotter/enthusiast community, thank you to all those involved
Should take the cheaper option, £25 in a Jet Ranger.
Two shares left in the Catalina I heard, only £17500 each, I'll happily chip in a fiver towards that
Ards was excellent, much enjoyed and the weather certainly made the difference. Only 4months until the next one!
On behalf of the (bloody massive) spotter/enthusiast community, thank you to all those involved
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An airshow in Winnipeg on hold,
For this year, when the weather's not so cold
The local spotters dispaired,
And pulled out their hair,
And yelled at the Authority for being so bold.
(The Winnipeg airshow has been cancelled this year
)
For this year, when the weather's not so cold
The local spotters dispaired,
And pulled out their hair,
And yelled at the Authority for being so bold.
(The Winnipeg airshow has been cancelled this year
)
