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tigerpic
17th Aug 2003, 21:58
in reply to the typical emails that get about 1000 replies, here's a joke:
how do you know if there is a helicopter pilot at a party?
- he'll tell you!
We use the same joke for Harrier pilots!
NickLappos
18th Aug 2003, 05:05
What does a helicopter pilot use for birth control?
His personality.
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Hedski
18th Aug 2003, 05:27
How do ya know your lookin at a pilot?
The size of his bloody watch! :cool:
Apologies in advance for this one Heliport.
Why do fast jet pilots have such big d***s?
Cos ya have to be a rite pr**k to be one!! :p
rotorboy
18th Aug 2003, 07:21
Why do guys become helicopter pilots?
Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.;)
How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?
They sit around, eat , Sh*t, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.;)
RB
SLBAGAGE
18th Aug 2003, 07:58
A SAR crew were sitting around the table waiting for something to happen when the captain got up and headed towards the toilet, explaining that he was "going to give birth to an aircrewman"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"
Happy Landing !
19th Aug 2003, 20:34
Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a police helicopter?
The hedgehog's got pricks on the outside:E
A pilot walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
"Where did you get that?" asked the barman
"The pub next door" said the parrot
Unrelated but similar:
Why do police dog have handlers?
Police dogs can't use radios
Wossup Tigerpic? Some steely-eyed lantern-jawed rotary type nick your bird at a party?!
whatsarunway
22nd Aug 2003, 07:46
Whats he difference between a pilot and God?
God doesn't think he's a pilot!:O
sprocket
22nd Aug 2003, 19:35
You can tell a helicopter pilot a mile off ......
.. but you cant tell 'em close up!
Lowlevldevl
24th Aug 2003, 08:24
This girl rushes into a police station and says to the cop behind the desk " Help, help! I've just been raped by a pilot."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."
pohm1
24th Aug 2003, 08:29
You can always tell a helicopter engineer........ but you can't tell them much!