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helipilotnz
19th Feb 2003, 18:49
has any one heard about a company in australia requiring sixteen instructors to fill a police training contract?
pohm1
20th Feb 2003, 05:00
Has anyone heard the one about two nuns riding their bikes along a cobbled street?
Go-Around
21st Feb 2003, 09:51
One says, "Where's the soap?"
pohm1
23rd Feb 2003, 23:00
And the other one says "all the time"
Wait a minute, have I missed something?
Ascend Charlie
24th Feb 2003, 04:06
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,".....;)
pohm1
24th Feb 2003, 06:58
"Yes it does, doesn't it"
Sorry, not concentrating!
Ascend Charlie
24th Feb 2003, 07:35
.... and the gorilla said, "I'm not surprised, at $100 for a beer!"
pohm1
25th Feb 2003, 06:20
...Then the horse said to the gorilla "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the nun"
Enough? Probably!
Dantruck
25th Feb 2003, 17:21
Ok...Let's start again...
How many Australians does it take to fill a police training contract?:D
This excellent stuff D, keep it up , you are a tolerance itself Helipilotnz!
This bloke walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder and the barman says what's its name? and the bloke says 'Tiny'. Why do you call it tiny? says the barman and the bloke says .....
Go-Around
26th Feb 2003, 12:39
..... "I've never come this way before"
Wrong!
The bloke say 'Minute' (pronounced MY NEWT)
geddit? - because he's mynewt (minute)
EESDL
26th Feb 2003, 15:07
2 blondes walk in to bar, which is odd really as you would have expected one of them to have seen it.
Dantruck
26th Feb 2003, 15:56
...and the barman asks: "Do you two and 14 of your friends want to fill a police training contract?" The first blond replies: "...
What does the money look like?...
pohm1
27th Feb 2003, 00:29
and the actress turned to the bishop and said........
"How many police forces have an air wing large enough to need 16 instructors?"
gulliBell
27th Feb 2003, 13:05
So, the word is finally out. Try PHS.