On the beach
15th Dec 2002, 11:36
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
I've been a really good controller this year. I've kept all my planes apart, well, except for those two the other day, but it's okay because nobody saw that.
I've given every pilot the level they wanted, except for that *** *** A340 pilot who always plans F410 (dream on!).
I haven't sworn at any pilot (apart from that pric.. sorry pilot who insists on calling for pushback without a tug).
I've also learned that BA has more than one plane. Because the other day not only did I have "THE Speedbird" on frequency, I also had "THE OTHER Speedbird" too; what excitement!
Anyway what I want for Xmas is:
1. A recruitment section that recruits trainees who know what a plane is.
2. Trainees that can tell the difference between a B747 and a C172.
3. Supervisors who realise that supervising is not "a spectator sport".
4. Pilots whose reply to every instruction is not "Was that for us?"
5. Engineers that understand that ergonomics also includes the front of my console, not just the back bit.
5. Pilots who, when cleared to their planned level of F390 always say "We're too heavy" but when given the alternative of F240 somehow miraculously manage to struggle up to F390.
I'm sure there are some that I have forgotten but I expect all those nice people at pprune will add a few more.
Thank you in anticipation, Happy Holly and a Merry Berry to all the stuttering, wrinklies at pprune.
On the Beach
P.S. Could you give all those A340 pilots a couple of extra engines so that they feel as though they are flying a real plane!
Dear Santa,
I've been a really good controller this year. I've kept all my planes apart, well, except for those two the other day, but it's okay because nobody saw that.
I've given every pilot the level they wanted, except for that *** *** A340 pilot who always plans F410 (dream on!).
I haven't sworn at any pilot (apart from that pric.. sorry pilot who insists on calling for pushback without a tug).
I've also learned that BA has more than one plane. Because the other day not only did I have "THE Speedbird" on frequency, I also had "THE OTHER Speedbird" too; what excitement!
Anyway what I want for Xmas is:
1. A recruitment section that recruits trainees who know what a plane is.
2. Trainees that can tell the difference between a B747 and a C172.
3. Supervisors who realise that supervising is not "a spectator sport".
4. Pilots whose reply to every instruction is not "Was that for us?"
5. Engineers that understand that ergonomics also includes the front of my console, not just the back bit.
5. Pilots who, when cleared to their planned level of F390 always say "We're too heavy" but when given the alternative of F240 somehow miraculously manage to struggle up to F390.
I'm sure there are some that I have forgotten but I expect all those nice people at pprune will add a few more.
Thank you in anticipation, Happy Holly and a Merry Berry to all the stuttering, wrinklies at pprune.
On the Beach
P.S. Could you give all those A340 pilots a couple of extra engines so that they feel as though they are flying a real plane!