RAF Rubbish

[Lemmon_drop_kid]

I have found that the half wit facist's RAF idiot village people not onlt to be useless bull****ters , but the right wing 'duh' tabloid readers Have made my trade not viable. I just will not work with the " I am a leader" village idiot's again.
Not sure if I can mention lickspittle gutless asskissers here. (what does viable mean ? look it up)

[P.Pilcher]

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[Gin Slinger]

Are you saying vote Conservative?

[Brizzo]

The pubs are shut then?

[StopStart]

mY thorts ekzackly.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/boozer.gif

[darklord]

deeply disturbing........

but interesting

[FOMere2eternity]

...and the village populous joined police teams to scour the countryside for it's missing idiot...

[DrSyn]

I think I may have it. Probably failed OASC paper selection stage, due to insufficient grade in GCSE Oriental Basket Weaving.

Alternatively, I'll have a large one of whatever he's having, please.

[Talking Radalt]

...and these "idiot Village People" you mention.

A motor cycle cop,
A native American,
A construction worker,
A sailor (Hmm, nice boy),
A chap wearing lots of leather...

...per chance?

Young man! There's no need to feel down!

:p

[BEagle]

Hmmm....rather a disturbingly in-depth knowledge of the Village People there, Talking Radalt!

Whoever Lemmon_drop_kid is, I hope that this morning's headache will soon wear off. He might even sober up, grow up and delete this stupid thread.

[Nil nos tremefacit]

LDK at least most of these half-wits can spell and punctuate correctly.

If we start with only one 'm' in lemon and move on to facist (sic) we can see a trend developing. Both 'facist's' and 'idiot's' (my parenthesis) have unnecessary apostrophes. You are confusing the possessive state with plurals, I am afraid. 'Idiot's' refers to something belonging to one idiot; I think you meant 'idiots', as in more than one.

Your capitalisation is poor. 'Have', in the middle of a sentence, does not require a capital letter since it is not a proper noun. Indeed, have is not a noun. You have placed 2 sentences inside brackets. This is, again, unnecessary and, since neither sentence begins with a capital letter, grammatically incorrect.

You also lack the ability to identify, in sentences, when a comma is required. The comma is used to separate a series of words where in speech there would be a natural pause or where a series of linked, but separate, words are used in series.

I would have said,'lickspittle, gutless, asskickers..'

I hope that this is helpful and will not further serve to strengthen your prejudices against serving or former RAF personnel. You will certainly find that about 50% of RAF officers could certainly have the epithets 'lickspittle', 'gutless' or 'asskickers' appended to their names without any real disagreement, but you will find there are many who you can work with.:p

[stillin1]

LDK
Were you staggeringly drunk when you bust into print or has some one nicked my Babel-fish again?:confused:

[Mr C Hinecap]

****, ****, nuns, aerse.
wibble
phnarr phnarr

I'm with you lemmon

Rule number 1:

Just don't taunt the loony.
Had a guy at Cranners with me - eventually got injunctions to keep him away from the place, but had joined 'to kill people'. He was claustrophobic & afraid of the dark - branch of choice........??...

GD (P)

DON'T RILE THEM!!:) :)

[Talking Radalt]

Actually Beags I was only partially right.

Formed in 1977 the Village People were:

A GI (although he occasionally appeared as a sailor)
A cowboy
A native American
A cop
A construction worker
And finally, funny old thing, a biker.

For images, artiste profiles, tour dates (yep they're STILL going!), and heaps of other overtly camp activity visit

http://www.villagepeople-official.com/

(or give 28Sqn a call...."allegedly"):p

[CrabInCab]

Freaks!!!

[Scud-U-Like]

TR

"A GI (although he occasionally appeared as a sailor)" Early attempt at jointery?

I bet you know all the moves to 'YMCA' too ;)

[Archimedes]

S-U-L,

I doubt that 'In the Navy' was particularly joint....

[TicketyBoo]

I tend to agree with the Lemon Drop Kid's analysis, with, however, two minor reservations:

1) I feel it shouldn't be permitted in Warwickshire, and

2) Eight Shillings per pound would probably be a fairer price.

[Dan Winterland]

A little known and barely interesting fact is that only two of the village people were actually gay. Don't ask me how I know!

[Jackonicko]

They just didn't fancy YOU, Dan......

[scran]

Which ones Dan?

I seem to remember the original Construction Worker died of AIDS a few years back........



Read it somewhere...

[Talking Radalt]

...yeah? If you want Village People triv try this for size:
One of them played a Ninja Turtle in the live action movie. :cool:
Kowabunga!

PS

It's fun to stay at the...
TWO!
EIGHT!
AYY!
SEE!
:p

[Min Decent Ht]

So according to DW, it only makes you gay if you take it, right??:eek:

Hey LDK, my counter point:
Utdrc 8itvgfap wvh pawuivgy abp wef ypher bhp uapghanpu!!!
So there. Any come back?

[Tonkenna]

Sorry Dan, and while I know that you know a lot of serious rubbish how do you know that?

Hope all is well in your world.

Tonks :D

This is the best thread I have read for ages, mainly cause I have no clue what its actually about :)

[Specaircrew]

He knows it because of his Morris Dancing connections! Thanks for rescuing the hamster Dan, needless to say we had a few more nights in that bar before the jet was fixed!

[Dan Winterland]

Speci - noworriesmate. I saw the hamster back with it's owners, alive and well!

I would like to point out to those who don't know the story of the aforementioned rodent, it has nothing to do with the Petshop Boys!

[Wholigan]

And it wasn't a gerbil with its hair on fire then eh???????

:D :D :D :D

Oops finger trouble on apostrophes!!!! :D BEags

[MrBernoulli]

Dan W,

Are you sure it wasn't only ONE of village people, the North American Indian, who was gay?

And how is your collection of sticks, bells and hankies?

[Dan Winterland]

Not sure. I learned this snippet of information by one of our male cabin crew - who appear to be well informed in these matters!

No sticks bells or hankies in my collection - just a baseball bat!

[BEagle]

Wholi' - apostrophe abuse alert!!

Speccers might have some quirks - but he's no felcher!

[RoboAlbert]

I feel we may be moving away from the original thrust of this thread. Actually I think lemmon drop kid has a valid point, very eloquently put as well….:D

[Paterbrat]

A cry from the heart for the abolition of the broadsheets from the lickspittle ass kisser's mess??? The citrus sweety has articulated with all the righteous indignation of an outraged piece of confectionary who has been been maliciously popped into the wrong orfice.

[Talking Radalt]

oh do shut up, next you'll be referring to The Village People as a:
"popular beat combo of inclined-gradient horticultural persuasion"
:p

It's fun to stay at the:
EEEEEEE! GEEEEEEEE! VEEEEEEEE! OHHHHH!
;)

[thom]

LDK's Biography:

Ex Hatfield apprentice, Now live in Twickenham, I have mostly worked in the aircraft 'contract' sector, and MOD prjects ( VC10 tankers, Victor Tankers. Harrier Mods, Recenly Worked on 767 Modifications (seat rails) in Copenhagen

Errrm??

[Cattivo]

NNT

Like your style...

... when did you attain the black belt in ISS?

[Talking Radalt]

What is the relevance of:
a) 767 seat rails
b) working on them in that well known centre of aviation engineering......Copenhagen.

??? :( ???

Is this some sort of secret code between followers of The Village People?

[Steve Davies]

His profile reminds me of the fast show sketch where the guy comes out of the shed in his ramshackle clothes and announces:

'Dis week, I aaare 'bin mostly werkin arn MOD prarjects' :D

[Talking Radalt]

In't seat rails brilliaaaaaaaant!
They're like, long n raily n keep seats off floor n stuff, Brilliaaaaaant!:D

[9.81m/s/s]

Greetings! I'm a newcomer to the world of whingers, complainers, the offended, the mightier than thou, those who left but still stick their oar in and those who enjoy woodwork in their spare time -no! - in fact all the time - the chiselers!!!! So I'm posting my first ever thoughts on pprune in response to Lemmon Drop 'cause quite frankly it's obvious to me that the man is a philosopher! He obviously thinks on a much deeper level than the rest of us mere mortals! And I agree entirely! Foucault? Thomas Paine? Descartes? Darwin? Nah especially not Darwin - because that would assume evolution and we all know that certain military flying establishments haven't evolved since 1918!!!!!! Well the mindset anyway.

[DeaconBlue]

To continue radalts theme...

you know that fitting seat rails is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.....

[L J R]

Although I am unsure what this thread is all about and am unable to guess where it will go.

at least it makes a change in what has been a relatively dull few weeks in the Mil A/C forum...



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[tracasseries]

Seems to me that the LDK has been mixing a little too much MDMA with his G&T - but this thread with no thread thing is more entertaining than some of the snoozegrams in the MAF.:confused:

[Dunhovrin]

OK here's the gen, Ben..

Only the lead singer was straight but he was so smacked out on Charlie the band management sacked him.

None of the poofs died of AIDS as they all reformed for a reunion 2 years ago (apart from the lead singer - who is still persona non grarsetis).

How do I know? It was 0500 in LA and I had a a choice either the VP rockumentry on Biography channel, CHIPS on TBS or a cooking infomercial on Discovery.

Anyway back to my Pet Shop Boys videos.

PS. OK LDK I know you're really Bill Wratten trying to join in...

[mutleyfour]

Maybe L D K spent the last few years manning the "Mighty Wessex"! this explains why he now finds himself in a non viable position as even he thought he'd been in employment until the arrival of the Merlin. (complete with self cleaning and adjusting seats)

Joking aside, somebody has to be in charge of the troop seats (Loadmaster - normally far too busy - map reading).

:) :D ;)

[Dan Winterland]

Thank you dunhovrin. My mind is at rest now. It's amazing what you learn from hotel TV in the wee small hours in the USA. My favourite is the history channel, as the HBO movies tend to be a bit dire that time of the day. Oh, the joys of long haul!

PS. Must get round to sending the picture of you juggling chicken heads! :eek:

[Divergent Phugoid!]

LDK,
I take it you failed OASC recently then?? Nevermind you could always try Zeppelin polishing, I hear that you dont have to be too elloquent nor articulate either... The job is yours!! (oh and they too speak another language!)

:D :D :D :D :D

[Blacksheep]

Being a half-wit engineering type myself I think I can see what the poor demented chap from Twickers is whinging about. He is directing his ire at the "lickspittle gutless asskissers" in other words - your very own Airships. For a scrum half who has had his head kicked in once too often I think he expresses his emotions very well. Definitely commission material.

In the Army, that is... ;)

**************************
Through difficulties to the cinema

[BEagle]

Yes, DW - SpamVision is indeed truly dire. At any time of day!! Still, if you don't want to watch TV I suppose you can always have a quick practice with the hankies and bells......

Tried calling you 'tother day as discussed. Keflavik Wx was truly vile and we left asap! Got home on Saturday after 20:30 in 3 days and 6 legs, some longhaul, some shorthaul. I hope that your NooYaaark hotel wasn't toooo uncomfortable or the Virgin toasties toooo luvverly!

[Dan Winterland]

Nah, the NY hotel was in the middle of an enourmous car park on long island, the hosties all went to bed early as soon as the free berr ran out - as usual. We were on a NAT track V south, so wouldn't have heard you.

[junglejim]

I disagree with LDK, the RAF are not rubbish. Any organisation that can produce such tasteful calendars like that shown in the Current Bun today must have a lot going for it!!!

Of course, I had to get a crab to read the words to me, but the pictures speak for themselves!;) :D

[J.A.F.O.]

After working on the seat rails in Copenhagen I moved to Twickenham, which was nice.

[BlueWolf]

I've cracked it. This thread is code, right? It details plans for the upcoming Iraqi invasion, obviously. The "Village" referred to in "Village People" is obviously Bagdhad, and the Village people are Bagdhadis. Or however you spell it.
"Gay" is a euphamism for happy, as after the invasion only two of them will be; the Iraqi opposition, and the Kurdistan Workers' Party.
The other Village People will be taking it, alright. No two ways about that.
Far from being an incoherent drunken malcontent, LDK is a deep cover agent providing details of dissatisfaction within Saddam's own regime.
The rails are railway tracks, which will carry the fleeing dictator to Copenhagen, seat of his government in exile. The famed liberal nature of the Danes will allow this to happen. Also, Saddam will fund his exile by exploiting the Danish porn industry, making movies of Bagdhadis (Big Daddies?) 'taking it'.

You int seen me....rroight?

[Talking Radalt]

"The other Village People will be taking it"

Does this actually make them gay? Or are you only gay if you give? Never can remember.

And is it "Bagdhadis" or "Bagdhadians"?
Does this make people from Canada...... "Canadadis"?:confused:

[jockspice]

You've cracked it, Bluewolf!!!
I'll have a couple of pints of what you had and a babycham for the wife, cheers.
:D :D :D :D

[Big Green Arrow]

Well I reckon it's 'Bagdhadish'

Oh and by the way Jockspice...we All know that you're the Babycham drinker!

Tschuss, Servus and Malzeit one and all

[Dunhovrin]

Ref the defintion of gay:

A para once told me - you're only gay if you take it.

BEagle: DanW is lyin'. The NY hotel he refers to is a 24 hour pleasure palace where the beer is free and girls stay up all night listening to our WIWOS (WIWABN) stories...

[Ed Winchester]

Oh well, far be it for me to extricate this thread from the cesspit in which it is wallowing.......

A crewman once informed me that:

"You're only gay if you push back".

[Talking Radalt]

WIWOS?
"When I Was On Shacks" per chance? in the same way WIWOV is "When I Was On Vulcans"?:)

[Concur]

I concur