What is this Pilot doing? [Archive]

The Nr Fairy

10th Jul 2002, 08:06

"I tell ya, I was laughing so hard 'cos I was only jokin' when I told Jim I could smell somethin' funny . . ."

Draco

10th Jul 2002, 09:35

News Item

"Pilot destroys own machine with long-distance fart."

CRAN

10th Jul 2002, 10:29

When the boss sees this i'm bugg4red!:D

Irlandés

10th Jul 2002, 11:17

"Hello Mr.Ant! So you saw who set fire to my machine?"

What-ho Squiffy!

10th Jul 2002, 11:24

"This kissing your arse goodbye is harder than it looks..."

Barannfin

10th Jul 2002, 15:42

No Burt, NOW its a hot LZ!

RotorHorn

10th Jul 2002, 16:07

"Where the heck did that lit match go..?"

CRAN

10th Jul 2002, 16:59

Dammit, there goes the other contact lens!

Robbo Jock

10th Jul 2002, 17:21

So, what tree going to come and put THAT out ?

advancing_blade

10th Jul 2002, 18:35

I can't believe, you threw the damned keys to the fire truck this far!

RW-1

10th Jul 2002, 19:20

"Look! A four leaf Clover!"

:D

STANDTO

10th Jul 2002, 19:54

There's the filler cap

sprocket

10th Jul 2002, 20:10

"Hey guys, come and have a look at these cranky little fire ants."

discobeast

10th Jul 2002, 21:01

What's a hot start again...?

Capn Notarious

10th Jul 2002, 21:16

SHOUTING:
HeyMr Groundhog; Gopher your life.
Sorry old boy cant see, dropped me monocle.
Mr Ant; fire in the hole.
Where is, the Bambi bucket fuse.
Thats the last time I let him near my chopper.

At least Im not in Six Feet Under
If you want your job back your gonna have to kiss lower.

SINGING Ground Control to Captain Ron. Transmission end: gearbox gone.Take your tranx and put your fire proofs on [SIZE=3] [SIZE=3]
SWEARING Cheap cleaned flight suits rusted zipper!:p

almost canadian

10th Jul 2002, 21:32

"It doesn't look too bad from this angle."

almost canadian

10th Jul 2002, 21:46

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/cartman-ow_my_ass.wav

response from co-jo:

http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-sp1/garrison-gas_under_control.wav (http://)

ah well....

international hog driver

10th Jul 2002, 22:41

"well better get used to this position, the boss is on the way".

rotorque

11th Jul 2002, 00:03

In case of fire.....Break grass.

heedm

11th Jul 2002, 00:31

I don't get what the boss said...My ass is nothing like grass.

What-ho Squiffy!

11th Jul 2002, 02:44

Smite me oh Lord...for I have sinned!

SASless

11th Jul 2002, 04:05

.....Captain....says right here on the emegency checklist....says do the emergency drills ....THEN.....exit the aircraft!

[email protected]

11th Jul 2002, 07:24

Now what was that thing about sitting on the cyclic to give the Board of Inquiry something to think about..?

Hone22

11th Jul 2002, 08:16

Think Invisible!............ Think Invisible!.............. Think Invisible!..........

Balance!

11th Jul 2002, 09:10

Ouch my aching feet, must stop wearing these high heels..

bliptune

11th Jul 2002, 10:57

What the godfather does to the Helicopter profession; low pilot salaries, and a good kick in the balls for betraying him'

CRAN

11th Jul 2002, 11:07

Shouting with right hand in the air......

T A X I

RobboRider

11th Jul 2002, 11:46

1. "I've GOT to stop eating those curries!"

or

2. Sung to the tune of a well known Johnnie Cash song.

" I got meeee, a burnin' ring of fire
And the chillies went down
But the EGT went Higher.

An it burned burned burned
My wings of fire, my wings of fire."

volpe

11th Jul 2002, 12:40

"head goes down.... ass goes up.........ass goes up..... head goes down"

"I think I can take it from here guys"

SASless

11th Jul 2002, 12:45

Ya know...with some practice.....I can be a bicycle stand!

Old cynic

11th Jul 2002, 13:09

Along with the flashing CWS the voice kept saying throw up, throw up, throw up.

Red Wine

11th Jul 2002, 14:00

"Calling Mother Earth!!!!.....Quick, sell my shares in Ericsson":( :(

ORAC

11th Jul 2002, 21:02

Put your head between your knees and kiss your.........

Rollingthunder

11th Jul 2002, 21:08

Damn, damn, damn. There were only two payments to go.

rob_frost

11th Jul 2002, 21:47

Aaaaaahhh, that feels better...

discobeast

11th Jul 2002, 23:22

Oh…s**t! I wonder what the guys @ pprune are gonna say about this?!

Jet Dragon

12th Jul 2002, 02:59

OH ****!!!

assume arse licking position

Tower Ranger

12th Jul 2002, 05:53

" Yes sir, I got out the front door and I'm just completing a rear door evacuation now "

spanner-do

12th Jul 2002, 07:17

Where did those rose tinted spectacles go?

vorticey

12th Jul 2002, 10:29

KEEP CRANK'IN. IT'LL BLOW IT SELF OUT!:)

Ufiti_GB

12th Jul 2002, 14:11

I didn't touch anything Dad....it just happened on its own!

Blue Rotor Ronin

12th Jul 2002, 14:44

Dude, pass the burgers...

Grim Reaper 14

12th Jul 2002, 14:58

"You put your top half in, your top half out,
In, out, in......... Hey! Where d'you all think you're going?!":eek:

chopperdr

13th Jul 2002, 01:43

" hold on, let me find the ground cable first"

Flight Safety

13th Jul 2002, 02:11

(ho, ho, ho) ...thank God it's fully insured... (hee, hee, hee)

Sean Simpson

13th Jul 2002, 16:21

Inventor John Gobber demonstrates the effectiveness of his innovative Recto Rockets weapons system.

"I started out trying to find a more effective heat bead for the barbie and ended up firing rockets out of my arse" he said

"I envisage the day will come where every soldier on the field will have an arse full of these little suckers"

matador

13th Jul 2002, 18:22

Where was that f***** sprinkler ??:confused:

sling load

14th Jul 2002, 08:42

One way cell phone onversation.....................................

" hi boss its me................no the machine wont start.......................
i think its the accumulator..........................whats wrong with it?.................................er, its on fire!"

Coriolis

14th Jul 2002, 21:11

Q. What is this Pilot doing?

A. What most professional pilots do at this point.....whatever he likes, 'cos it's now an 'Engineering Problem' ......

"I've put it in the book, gizza call when you've fixed it ...."

:p

Firestorm

15th Jul 2002, 15:23

I only told him it was on fire! I don't understand why he had to kick me in the balls....

mickinst

15th Jul 2002, 21:06

There's no place like home (click,clicl,click) There's no place like home (click,click,click)!!!!!!!!!

connavar

17th Jul 2002, 11:32

In relation to another threadhttp://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59657

"So I said to my Student, you go and complete your pre-flight and start her up, I'm going for a coffee and will join you when I hear..........."

Chiplight

17th Jul 2002, 18:45

Go easy on the kerosene mate, I like my burgers rare if you don't mind!

Chiplight (where's my prize?)

widgeon

17th Jul 2002, 19:11

Well he did say light the fires and kick the tyres ..............

sling load

18th Jul 2002, 10:29

Bronxter,

Who wins the prize?

CyclicRick

18th Jul 2002, 20:40

1: " Oh god those beans....!"
2: "Hey look, I've found one of those land mine things"
3: "Looks like I'm for the ski jump"
4: "Good job I've got me bicycle clips on, that was scary"
5: " N°1 bury head in sand, N°2 wait until dark"

Yoho

19th Jul 2002, 05:22

Good evening! I'm brand new here on this form and must say, having read some of the topics/posts, I'm pleased to see good comaraderie exchanges and look forward to putting my 2 cents worth. Also, terrific sense of humor. Mr. Rotorque - I'm still laughing at your comment. :D

EESDL

25th Jul 2002, 13:13

Looking for a birch stick

"Right, I warned you, you can't say I didn't warn you - if you're not going to start then I'm going to beat you, you stupid, pathetic, useless machine..........Cybil?"

S76Heavy

25th Jul 2002, 15:03

Hello? HELLO? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, THERE'S SOME BACKGROUND NOISE HERE.......WHAT ABOUT USING MY MOBILE ON AN AIRFIELD? ..........Nah, that's only an urban legend...OOPS!