View Full Version : A V B
falconeasydriver
11th Feb 2015, 09:04
Given that there hasn't been enough John Deere V The Big Citroen slanging lately, I'll put in a starter for 10...The John Deere gets EVEN more efficient (http://aviationweek.com/commercial-aviation/boeing-ge-define-777-performance-upgrade)
Oh and the Citroen not only has door problems, but issues with the flaps, according to my engineering chums.
No doubt the Citroen fans will be along shortly :}
Schnowzer
11th Feb 2015, 09:44
As long as LHR doesn't get a new runway, and slots are tight, you will have to look at this FD:
http://www.aussiefrogs.com/forum/attachments/citro%EBn-forum/46718d1376142171-ladies-prefer-citroen-d_special_girl_resized.jpg
Rather than this:
http://cyrilhuzeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/johndeererun.jpg
Praise the Lord!:}:}
fatbus
11th Feb 2015, 09:59
Fix Or Repair Daily
fatbus
11th Feb 2015, 10:00
For the JD drivers that's FORD
BobDole
11th Feb 2015, 10:24
My favorite was always "Found On Road Dead".... Lol
ironbutt57
11th Feb 2015, 10:32
F&##@%*ed Over Recycled Dodge
glofish
11th Feb 2015, 11:30
... and i still like the old joke:
When the lady leaning onto the DS told her to be ex-hubby that she had always faked her orgasms, he also learned from his to be ex-CP at his retirement that the sidestick was never connected!
now what would you rather ride ........
Schnowzer
11th Feb 2015, 12:01
I'd still rather discuss flaps and doors, fnnnrr fnnnrr, with the bird leaning on the Citroen!
LearBus
11th Feb 2015, 12:04
First On Race Day :ok:
glofish
11th Feb 2015, 13:14
Just had the funniest conversation with my wife:
She is no aviation specialist, but hears some of the A v B banter among my buddies and me.
When i showed her this thread, for fun, she said that she did not quite get the drift.
"Why don't you get it, dear?"
"Well, tell me: Why does the Boeing girl lean on a French car and the Airbus one ride on an American tractor?"
"What makes you think it's that way?"
"Well, it's obvious: The slim and pretty one with the two beautiful humps must be a T7 babe and the fat one with the four ugly humps must be a 380, no?"
:ok:
donpizmeov
11th Feb 2015, 14:18
Is she blond Gloie?
Glofish
Haven't had such a good chuckle for some time..tell your wife she is a star!!
Calmcavok
11th Feb 2015, 21:30
Maybe the super dumbo is more like a Lotus then?
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
Capn Rex Havoc
11th Feb 2015, 21:38
Boeings- Built by geniuses to be flown by idiots.
Airbus - Built by idiots to be flown by geniuses.
Now that's being grossly unfair to Airbus