Orange Juice

[Goldie]

How many can open an in flight orange juice without spilling it all over one's self?

[Captain Ed]

Goldie - That's easy - NOBODY!

[captcat]

Another major problem by Goldie.

[caqtas air]

geez our airline can't afford orange juice who do you work for????

[mach78]

Never mind the orange juice,what about the yoghurt?

[Big Red ' L ']

Try coke instead.....(coca-cola ch4 if your looking...).....problem sorted...!!!!!!

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Its not the fall that kills you...Its the sudden stop.....

[deepee]

Rum and a dash of Lime with your Coke and spillage is less than 5%(which is within industry requirements)

[traveler]

Don't you have a lovely cabin crew college who can do that for you ?
Oh, I see, you must be a pax.