Gettin' Old

[Mad Pax]

Slightly concerned...

Having turned another year older, I log on to find the font has grown substatially. How greatly does your eyesight degrade over time???



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Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...

[Davaar]

Too much

[Wholigan]

I would reply, but I can't read your post ....................

[Man-on-the-fence]

What????

Errr.............Its ten past one.

Edited because I couldn't tell the time

[This message has been edited by Man-on-the-fence (edited 26 June 2001).]

[Dimmer Switch]

You know, I came in here to do something, but I'm bu99ered if I can remember what it was!......

[Whipping Boy's SATCO]

Did somebody say something?

[Wholigan]

Now - where the Hell did I put my glasses?

[Stray Fin]

Asses? Asses? No, no dear, they were definately horses.

[N Genfire]

And does personal abuse quicken the process?

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Not if I can do it tomorrow.........

[Hercules Grytpype Thynne]

Who said anything about Chickens?

Now Neddy don't point that Hen at me, it may be loaded


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Springtime in Paris................Here Comes a Charlie

[Mad Pax]

Well, thats just perfect, take the p1ss why don't you all!

Now, what the hell were we talking about...


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Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...

[Charlie Luncher]

I think I can smell Wee

Bag check

Charlie sends

[Man-on-the-fence]

Charlie

Nah! that'll be stale water in the Font. :)

[Biggles Flies Undone]

Yer all Farkin' Barkin' :) :)

[stillin1]

Right. I've read this thread thoroughly & I'm confused. That's 2 statements.
Got to go now cos my bags burst again & I have to wash my hands cos we've got jelly for tea.

[The Brown Bottle]

Poisonous monkeys. Everywhere.

[EESDL]

Q. What's 50ft long and smells of urine?

A. A conga on 216 Sqn......

I'll get my coat, if I can remember where I left it....ah! I know, it's next to my teeth, now where did I leave my teeth? Ah! I know, they're next to my tube of 'Emma Froid' cream, now, where did.........

[Gainesy]

Mad Pax, look, Biggles brought you some grapes.
I SAID. "BIGGLES BROUGHT YOU SOME GRAPES".

Ferk it Matron, put him in the "Departure Lounge".

[Dimmer Switch]

You know, a spell in the military would do you lot the world of good.

Editted for........nope - haven't a clue!

[This message has been edited by Dimmer Switch (edited 27 June 2001).]

[Nil nos tremefacit]

Q. Do you know who I am?

A. Ask matron, she'll tell you.

[Ganf]

But boss, there are no flies!

[Mad Pax]

Wibble.

[maxrevs]

It's not often we win, but we lose again!

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When I push the panic button, the breaker pops!

[Blue Stuff]

Anybody seen me slippers?

[N Genfire]

I find this thread both childish and pureile, at least its not sexist (yet).

Its not like it was in my day bahhhhhhhhh fuzzy wuzzies giant mumble amazing hahahaha 10 for a pound..............suits for lemmings.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Regards N Genfire

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Not if I can do it tomorrow.........

[PaulDeGearup]

When left Air Farce was reasonably young and lacking grey hair.

Opposite now true.

Cabin Crew now younger than daughter.

Fed up being called Dad.

Worse.

Effo's young enough enough to be my kids.

Sanatogen anyone ?

[feetnkneestogether]

...........strapless of course......they're so much more comfortable......

Whoops.....where did that come from ?!


...sorry was I saying something? zzzzzzzzzzzz

[bigbuxomblonde]

They do say men age faster than women :)


Is that sexist enough for you NGen?

[Stray Fin]

Yes, but at least we stop short of getting a blue-rinse.

[Art Field]

I meant to post something here yesterday, but I forgot.

[N Genfire]

why cant I live fast and die old?, sorry its not a long post but me arthritus is playing me up.

PS. I got a grey rinse, just to get in touch with my feminine side.

PPS. Cancel PS for if I had a feminine side it would do the washing and ironing for me, as it does not, then I must not have one.

Regards N Genfire

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Not if I can do it tomorrow.........

[only1leftmate!]

According to PMA's statistical department we are all broken down by sex and age.

I contend it was the former that did it. http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

[bigbuxomblonde]

Blue's not my colour...not for hair anyway ;)

And there I was thinking all you Military types were dab hands at ironing :)

That explains a lot only1leftmate! :)

[Mad Pax]

ALL I NEEDED WAS ADVICE ON MYOPIA YOU HEARTLESS SODS !!!

Bloody typical, ask a sherioush queshtion and get a delugshe of p1sh taking. Now, whersh me teesh?

[Blue Stuff]

Nobody takes the p*ss out of me - I've got incontinence pants! :)

[Mad Pax]

Colostomy - it ain't my bag.

Bugger, now I'm encouraging you, but my question still remainsh unaswered.

[Eagle 1]

...........I was very, very dwrunk.

[Gainesy]

OK Mads,
Your eyesight will eventually degrade to zero, as will heartbeat etc.

[ROGERTHAT]

has anybody seen my camellllllllllll ???

[Art Field]

I suppose you're entitled to one reasonable reply but this is the next best thing. Seeing the instruments at night became a bit of a problem by 53, 55 and I had to buy Littlewoods £12 reading glasses rather than use the issue jobs that are designed to cut off your ears but are great for NBC kit, easier to get on if your ears aren't there. Now at 64 I'm on 2.5 reading glasses and different (1.5) for the computer, it will soon be a magnifying glass for the small print. Can still see a pretty girl at 200 paces but can only just remember why I want to !!!!