CPL

[NIGELBURWASH]

IF ANYONE OUT THRERE CAN HELP ME I AM THINKING OF QUITTING MY JOB SPENDING 50K AND TRY TO OBTAIN MY CPL.. .GIVEN THE CURRENT SITUATION DO YOU THINK I WILL FIND A JOB??

[Drop and Stop]

Take it one step at a time mate, for starters try the Questions or Wannabes forum ...

[KillKenny]

Not if you shout at people like that!

[NIGELBURWASH]

well thanks killkenny. .i didnt think asking a question was called shouting...obviously a peasant like yourself should attend some schooling in the manners department.. .thanks drop and stop i will take a look.

[stoopid]

derrrrr nigel ...u obviously know nothing about the web m8t. .using caps is considered shouting <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

[NIGELBURWASH]

thanks very much stoopid. .i didnt know it was called shouting.....

[HugMonster]

Another word of advice - I'd refrain from calling people "peasants" or similar insults when coming on a BBS like this looking for advice.

[easondown]

Why don't u all give the guy a break you shower of p"@$ks !!

[stoopid]

so "one more hold" should we say nothing and let this guy go around the web using caps and not knowing any better, or should we just point out the small error of his ways and be accused of being pricks by a muppet like you <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> .....hmmmmm tough decision

[NIGELBURWASH]

gentlemen. .all i asked was a little advice on a subject i know little about...but because i typed in capital letters that was a problem...grow up

if anyone has any sensible advice please help

. .p.s thanks hugmonster...he is a common peasant

[P.Pilcher]

Nigel - I appreciate that you have a genuine query, and me and many other people who look on this bulletin board can give you the answers that you want, but, you must read the instructions! When you first log on you are given the option to select a large number of boards on at least two of which your question will be politely and comprehensively answered. On this one there is a heading that positively prohibits a thread such as this for good reasons. Shortly, I have no doubt, our Chief Pilot or one of his colleagues will lock this thread and move it to where it belongs!

[ 21 February 2002: Message edited by: P.Pilcher ]</p>

[NIGELBURWASH]

thanks a lot p.pilcher. .i didnt read the intro instructions properly. .on the forum there is my question which is most helpful.. .thanks for your advice...safe flying to you all

[HugMonster]

I see that you persist in being gratuitously rude here, despite the fact that nobody has been rude to you.

If this is your attitude in life, particularly when needing assistance and having failed to read the instructions so prominently displayed, I suspect your career as a "professional" pilot will be short and glorious...

[Hot 'n' High]

Has WW III broken out? <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

I think Nigel may have got the drift by now. We all make mistakes.

IMHO, time to close this Thread and cool off! :)

[NIGELBURWASH]

hug monster are you bored this afternoon

i was only asking a question which p,pilcher has answered politely for me unlike your goodself.

i thought this was supposed to be a freindly helpful website.if you spent more time helping people and less time being arrogant other people would benefit.

once again thanks to p.pilcher and lets move on

[HugMonster]

Very well, I shall provide an answer to your question.

Given your apparent inability to read instructions, and your willingness to be rude to people at the drop of a hat, your aggressive instincts, your lack of grammar and punctuation, thereby indicating a lack of attention to detail, and also given the current situation in the aviation industry, I think your chances of finding a job are rather on the slim side.

As for helping you, I think that pointing out that people are much more prepared to be helpful if you refrain from being gratuitously rude to them is in itself very helpful.

[ 21 February 2002: Message edited by: HugMonster ]</p>

[brain fade]

No

[Megaton]

Brain fade,

You beat me to it!

[swashplate]

DING!! DING!!! DING!!!!

WHOOOOP!!!! WHOOOP!!!!!!

WIND UP ALERT!!!!!! WIND UP ALERT!!!!! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

[swashplate]

Hangabout....

Howcome NigelPPL is member 50210, when we have only 45000+ registered members here...?? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Something fishy going on methinks...... <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

[ 21 February 2002: Message edited by: swashplate ]</p>

[dave@murtle]

Nigel

Take your money and become a fund manager.. .Then you can screw up all you like, lose fifty percent of your investors pension funds etc, and still get your £2.5 million bonus, (plus enhanced pesion and share options) No contest, do it mate!

Des

See C. Fishwick remuneration and emoluments, Fund Manager split Cap funds, Aberdeen assett.

[mutt]

This has to be a windup!!!!

Nobody can be that dumb! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Mutt.

[PercyDragon]

Nigel has also obviously not worked out how to use the shift key (quote "i was only asking.."etc)

[LGW Vulture]

Can I play PLEASE???? AWWWW. Go on...Go on.....

[Zulu]

So passengers getting sucked down toilets gets padlocked, but we have to wade through this lot?. .What's the world coming to... <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> . .<a href="http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=017896" target="_blank">At least this is funny</a>

[Wee Weasley Welshman]

Wind up or not this goes to Wannabes where it SHOULD have been all along..

I should wait a while if I were you but perhaps you would like to read a certain thread already on Wannabes asking when the industry will bounce back...

WWW

[Wee Weasley Welshman]

Woops. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> Have lost some of my PPRuNe powers. DANNY! Can you come and move this please?

WWW

[747FOCAL]

Not before I get my bit in. Why don't we all just pull our pants down and see who the biggest is and then we can all get back to business as usual. :)

[A Very Civil Pilot]

Nigel

Best optoin mate, is to put the Nigel PPLhandle to rest, re-register, and ask again on the wannabees forum.

Good luck (both with flying and ppruning <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

[LGW Vulture]

A Very Civil Pilot -

Good Luck in your spelling test mate!

[MissChief]

Excellente! Next question coming up...

I WANNA BE A CAPTAIN AND I DONT WANT TO WAIT! AND I DONT WANT TO BE A FIRST OFFICER....EVER!

ADVICE PLEASE FROM ANYONE WHO BELIEVES ME.

Yup, methinks Nigel was taking the proverbial.

[Captain Numpty]

I can't believe such a simple question, no matter how it is written could generate so many stupid and unprofessional responses!!!!

Since when has Web "Etiquette become such an issue here.....I don't see the moderators taking people to task over this pathetic matter......get a life for Christ Sake's.

Please close this thread "ASAP"....oops sorry, for I wasn't shouting!!!!

Maybe there should be a forum for "Charisma Bypasses"

NigelPPL.....I am sure you will get all the answers you want from the questions & wannabees forums. However, please be mindful that it's trying times right now!

Good luck

C.N.

[McD]

Nigel PPL

I'm closing this thread primarily because it is in the wrong forum. Normally I would simply move this thread to the Wannabes section. However, that's a bad idea in this case, due to all the "baggage" that has been generated on this thread.

If you are making a genuine post, please open up a new thread on this subject in the Wannabes forum. When you do so, please abide by at least some basic posting considerations, and I am sure that you will get the responses that you desire.

If your original post was a wind-up, please find another way to amuse yourself, or at least make your posts in Jet Blast <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

Edited -- see, even administrators have to proofread every now and then :)

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