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ORAC
30th Sep 2008, 06:08
Oooops....

Mind you, then number of times I got dragged out of bed after a night's QRA becuase their lordships weren't happy. The coverage up north ain't great without Int. Even in the 80s they did a surprise "attack". Pair popped up 100nm from Polestar, Benbecula and Saxa on a co-ordinated attack and then headed home; we scrambled but never caught them. We reckoned they'd gone over the pole in radio silence then headed south. No chance of spotting them.

Nothing changes. Won't stop heads rolling and hats on interviews though I suspect.....

p.s. Did we catch on the way home, or just do a tailchase?

Torygraph: Russian jet flies within 90 seconds of Hull
A Russian nuclear bomber managed to get within 90 seconds of Hull in a mock attack as RAF radars failed to pick it up.

The supersonic Blackjack changed course 20 miles from UK airspace, it has been reported. The jet was picked up on RAF radars but only after it had turned back.

Critics of the Government’s cuts in defence spending say that they have left the country at risk. Four years ago four squadrons of Jaguar and Tornado F3 fighters were slashed from the RAF’s books. In January it emerged that the Ministry of Defence will have to cut its budget by an extra £1.5 billion a year over the next three years, leaving the three armed forces vying with each other for the money. The RAF is also expected to lose two of its frontline Tornado GR4 ground attack squadrons as part of cuts to existing forces.

A senior RAF pilot told The Sun: “The Russians made us look helpless. The Blackjack could have got even closer. It was a disaster — it basically gave the Russians the green light to fly wherever they want.” Ministry of Defence officials confirmed the incident, but said the RAF had a “multilayered” approach to detecting and deterring enemy jets. A spokesman said in a statement: “We are satisfied we have the flexibility to launch as many aircraft as the situation requires.”

Mr C Hinecap
30th Sep 2008, 06:17
You need to read the other version of this story for the full effect:

THE SUN TELLS IT STRAIGHT (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1749464.ece)

Thats journalism right there folks. :D

BentStick
30th Sep 2008, 06:21
Reminds me of Robin Williams' Muammar Gaddafi impersonation;

"You cross this line....you die",

Ok, "You cross this line....you die",

Ok, "You cross this line....you die",

:}

tonker
30th Sep 2008, 06:28
Good time to get rid of Rapier then:hmm:

"We have a multi layered detection system" Yes Radar when it's too late, visual to confirm it's bomb doors are open, then aural for the BANG.

What we don,t have is a multi layered response, relying totally on fixed wing(5-6 minutes) defence. Why are we the only country in NATO without an effective SAM system????????????

ORAC
30th Sep 2008, 06:31
The point I was making was even in the 80s before any cut backs they Russians could do it any time they wanted. Another 3-4 squadrons and more radar sites wouldn't make a ha'peth of difference.

BEagle
30th Sep 2008, 07:04
The shock incident — which air chiefs hushed up — is the most serious since the end of the Cold War. And it exposes alarming flaws in Britain’s air defence, seriously calling into question the Government’s defence cuts four years ago, when four fast jet squadrons of Jaguar and Tornado F3 fighters were slashed from the RAF’s books.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/nw969/Internet/zxzxz.jpg

I thought the whole idea of EuropHoon, AWACS etc was effective AD?

Oh, of course then came Options. The Russiand looked on in amazement as we rolled over and trusted them not to be a threat anymore. No. Of course they wouldn't be - they said so.....:rolleyes:

But the excuse of 'overstretch' can hardly extend to UK QRA - it's not as though the EuropHoons are doing much now that the air show season is over.

Mind you, whether the ageing AAR force with its creaky old museum pieces could have launched in support is a moot point...:uhoh:

With any luck this might have come as a wake up call to the spineless NuLabor and the current MoD 'leadership' - or should I say 'Chief Executives of the UK Historic Aircraft Flight'?

But then again, it would only have taken another 90 sec to wake up 'Two Jags'.....:E

ZH875
30th Sep 2008, 07:27
Russians drop two nuclear weapons on Hull and do £100 Million pounds of improvements.:ok:

Would anyone miss Hull?

pma 32dd
30th Sep 2008, 07:29
Hull is home to one of the classic universities don't you know.........(Lt George) :O

212man
30th Sep 2008, 07:39
The supersonic “Blackjack” jet flew a direct course for the port of Hull, East Yorks, in a lighting-fast mock attack

Now, that is fast.....

tonker
30th Sep 2008, 08:22
mileandahalf i think you know what i meant, and that wasn't Rapier downing a Blackjack at 29nm. With the North Lincs hills and line of site i doubt any system could regardless of it's published range. And of course it would be outside of our waters/airspace.:rolleyes:

BOAC
30th Sep 2008, 08:27
I chased a supersonic target north-eastwards in the 70's until I VERY NEARLY ran out of fuel (Thank you tanker crew:ok:). Luckily I gave up the fruitless pursuit in time despite 'orders' - but heard no more of that:).

orca
30th Sep 2008, 09:08
I feel desperately sorry for the Typhoon. No threat to our airspace against which to prove itself and no obvious opportunity to unleash it's A-G potential. A veritable warlord spawned in a time of unrivalled peace.

Rigger1
30th Sep 2008, 09:23
“We are satisfied we have the flexibility to launch as many aircraft as the situation requires.”

Right, that will be ..... a grand total of 4 QRA jets then!

skippedonce
30th Sep 2008, 09:36
BEagle,

Beating up on Typhoon as a QRA platform misses the fundamental point. QRA does not sit on CAP 24/7 waiting for a target to appear in its AI radar; it is scrambled and vectored toward the target by ground-based or airborne air surveillance radars linked in to the national command and control system. If you want 24/7 QRA CAP, there is justification for 232 Typhoons after all, assuming we could ever find the crew to fly and maintain them!

SO

BEagle
30th Sep 2008, 09:47
No ****, Sherlock!

I did quite a few years on Q both on the F4 and on the VC10K and have a reasonable idea of how well it worked in the 1980s....

But when Tanker standby was resurrected in the late 1990s, it was obvious that the lessons we'd learned a decade earlier had all been forgotten. I hope that things have improved since - but whether people can scramble VC10s from being fast asleep 12 miles off base to airborne in 40 minutes, or 7 minutes crewroom to airborne these days I wouldn't like to guess.

Enough TypHoons will do the interception task, but a decent AD radar system and Int assessment is vital for the detection task - as are sufficient serviceable tankers!

Rigger1
30th Sep 2008, 09:50
If the 'required situation' is for us to lose.


Well put, we wouldn't want to upset our main energy supplier would we!
Best we all start calling each other comrade.

sycamore
30th Sep 2008, 10:28
It`s all right,it was just a gas pipeline patrol..

JessTheDog
30th Sep 2008, 12:10
Shouldn't have drawn down all the CRCs. I'd have picked it up on the night shift, honest! :}

I remember an infamous incident when the southern CRC had tracked such an intruder and hadn't briefed the northern CRC the next day! The rather pleasant and normally restrained Staish went ballistic! Happy days......

soddim
30th Sep 2008, 12:45
I would like to think that in future the MoD will offer the statement that we do not scramble QRA for every peacetime intrusion.

This would, in effect, deny the Russians the opportunity to test our air defences and, at the same time, let the spineless economists off the political hook.

Modern Elmo
30th Sep 2008, 14:19
This would, in effect, deny the Russians the opportunity to test our air defences and, at the same time, let the spineless economists off the political hook

That would, in reality, also deny the RAF the opportunity to practice, test and improve its air defenses against a real Russian air attack.

Wonder if France had that air defense doctrine in 1939?



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soddim
30th Sep 2008, 14:52
No it would not. We would react as we wished and when we wished - provided we detected them, of course.

Razor61
30th Sep 2008, 15:02
Time to get the ROC back and stick them on the rigs off the coast..... :ok:

No doubt the ruskies will be flaunting their Tu-160s and 95's next week up off Scotland too....

Modern Elmo
30th Sep 2008, 15:13
"No it would not. We would react as we wished and when we wished - provided we detected them, of course," said Adm. Kimmel in the autumn of 1939.

It seems to me that Britain's basic air defense problem isn't reacting to a threat, or the quickness thereof. Instead, what is shocking is the apparent lack of radar coverage to the north and east of the home islands.

Or maybe air defense radar coverage is much better than this recent incident indicates, but your MoD is keeping the good performance under their hats so as to keep the Rooskies guessing. I'm sure that's the case, aren't you?

:0]

soddim
30th Sep 2008, 15:25
Yes, we are not giving any of our capabilities away except those we have already sacrificed on the altar of socialism.

Modern Elmo
30th Sep 2008, 15:34
autumn of 1939 ...

Oops, should have said 1941.

Modern Elmo
30th Sep 2008, 15:38
I would like to think that in future the MoD will offer the statement that we do not scramble QRA for every peacetime intrusion.

See, it's OK. Your MoD is already following that policy. Those Tupolev bombers were detected while they were far away from the shores of G.B. The MoD just does'nt want to let 'em know that they know, understand?

proteus6
30th Sep 2008, 15:41
Lets build more Bloodhounds!
RAF North Coates 85 Sqn B Flight

Green Flash
30th Sep 2008, 16:06
No doubt the ruskies will be flaunting their Tu-160s and 95's next week up off Scotland too....

You see all sorts of stuff west of Stornoway! ;)

Funny that, whilst we were all looking West, the Blackjack swans (sorry) in from the East. Almost like they planned it.

AonP
30th Sep 2008, 16:21
No not really, the number of military radars in the UK has been cut and cut over the past few years. Remember Saxa, Faeroes, Trimingham, Hopton, Ty Croes, Bishops Court to name but a few! I suppose it came as a bit of a shock, but shouldn't have - the Russians know all the weak points and all they have to do is stop sqwarking. I hope this serves as a wake-up call and money is found to replace what we have got before it is too late, then we can look at plugging some of the gaps created over the past 20 years.

AonP

TheWestCoast
30th Sep 2008, 16:25
Interesting that the two Blackjacks that visited Venezuela in a highly publicized fashion did not appear in any photographs taken by either NATO or Russia on their outbound or return trips across the Atlantic.

BYALPHAINDIA
30th Sep 2008, 16:42
Quoe
No not really, the number of military radars in the UK has been cut and cut over the past few years. Remember Saxa, Faeroes, Trimingham, Hopton, Ty Croes, Bishops Court to name but a few! I suppose it came as a bit of a shock, but shouldn't have - the Russians know all the weak points and all they have to do is stop sqwarking. I hope this serves as a wake-up call and money is found to replace what we have got before it is too late, then we can look at plugging some of the gaps created over the past 20 years.

Reply
I agree, Bring back the ROC on the platforms.

Or a QRA satellite base in Norway would be a bit closer to the Russians.

When Leeming finally goes where will the QRA on 25 end up?

Bet a 'Lightning' would have had a good run at the Blackjack.:D

nacluv
30th Sep 2008, 16:56
Bet a 'Lightning' would have had a good run at the Blackjack.:DIt's almost as if they are taunting us - Lightnings on Q from an airfield near the Humber estuary. Now there's an idea. Hmmm, I wonder....

Doh!

xxgunnerxx
30th Sep 2008, 17:04
Interesting that the two Blackjacks that visited Venezuela in a highly publicized fashion did not appear in any photographs taken by either NATO or Russia on their outbound or return trips across the Atlantic.No need, spotters have already done that:ok:
Photos: Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjack Aircraft Pictures | Airliners.net (http://www.airliners.net/photo/Russia---Air/Tupolev-Tu-160-Blackjack/1401909/L/&tbl=photo_info&photo_nr=2&sok=WHERE__%28aircraft_generic_%3D_%27Tupolev_Tu-160_Blackjack%27%29_&sort=_order_by_photo_id_DESC_&prev_id=1401910&next_id=NEXTID)
Photos: Tupolev Tu-160 Aircraft Pictures | Airliners.net (http://www.airliners.net/photo/Russia---Air/Tupolev-Tu-160/1401910/L/&tbl=photo_info&photo_nr=1&sok=WHERE__%28aircraft_generic_%3D_%27Tupolev_Tu-160_Blackjack%27%29_&sort=_order_by_photo_id_DESC_&prev_id=&next_id=1401909)

Canadian Break
30th Sep 2008, 18:06
:= Trust me guys, it didn't happen!

AonP
30th Sep 2008, 18:09
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"When Leeming finally goes where will the QRA on 25 end up?"

I thought QRA moved from Leeming years ago. Arent Conningsby and Leuchars the only QRA capable bases we have left?

TEEEJ
30th Sep 2008, 18:41
WestCoast wrote

Interesting that the two Blackjacks that visited Venezuela in a highly publicized fashion did not appear in any photographs taken by either NATO or Russia on their outbound or return trips across the Atlantic.

The Russians released the following video from their flight down to Venezuela. The F-15C intercept was apparently near to Iceland. If the Russians flight planned the trip to Venezuela I can imagine USAF conducting a temp deployment to Iceland.

YouTube - TU-160 in Venezuela. Visit proceeds. ??-160 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eflDFZ-pxzo)

2 Russian Tu-160 bombers fly to Venezuela - Air Force News, news from Iraq - Air Force Times (http://www.airforcetimes.com/news/2008/09/ap_russian_bombers_091008/)

'NATO fighters escorted the two Russian bombers on their 13-hour trip to Venezuela over the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans, the Defense Ministry said'

TJ

AonP
30th Sep 2008, 18:48
Have they returned to Russia yet, or are we expecting another visit soon?

TEEEJ
30th Sep 2008, 18:55
AonP,
The two Blackjacks flew back on the 19 September.

RIA Novosti - Russia - Russian strategic bombers return home from Venezuela (http://en.rian.ru/russia/20080919/116949143.html)

Wensleydale
30th Sep 2008, 19:22
I can reveal the secret new defence policy for the UK which does not rely upon expensive radar, Typhoons etc.....

The plan is to put up a royal in a dH126 whenever there is a significant threat and declare Purple Airspace for the North Sea... nothing is ever going to get through that! The press misheard that Prince William was to join the RAF as a pilot.... in fact, he will be part of the "Pilot Project" that will involve him launching from standby in a Seaking whenever the Norweigians detect an intruder. Once the Royal Helicopter Flight concept has been trialled, it is understood that other junior royals will be used in fixed wing aircraft to finalise the concept.

Thus, the Blackjacks will be kept at bay by the Queen's Royal Aircrew (QRA) at great savings to the Nation (on the basis that the Royal Family is cheaper to run than the PAS).

PS, I understand that Hull was used as a target because Chelsea are in danger of suffering the same setbacks as Arsenal last week - the owner of Chelsea apparently using his influence within the Russian parliament to practise the target run that will be carried out for real should there be a risk of loosing 3 points at home later in their title challenge.

davejb
30th Sep 2008, 19:44
In days of yore - and they're yore enough not to be giving anything startling away I'm sure -

- when bad guys came visiting we'd find out as they were detected approaching/rounding North Cape, various comms would be passed via equally various means (most of which sounded to me like somebody with a speech impediment was speaking through badly behaved marbles...that's my excuse for telling the boss that there were 3 pairs of Bears approaching the Isle of Man anyway...)

They'd be tracked on various radars through the Icelandic sea (which might include a wheezing..sorry, I meant shiny... Shacklebomber provided the USSR had booked far enough in advance), intercepted by a variety of aircraft of several nationalities at numerous stages, and then they'd be "escorted" through the UKADR by a pair of F4's or similar. Sometimes a mighty brown bomber from the kipper fleet would get involved. (I used to pray not -the paperwork afterwards was awful). Sometimes the Shack was pronably needed to supply impromptu ATC services due to the number of NATO potatoes queueing up for a photo op.

Of course anything coming from the Baltic would be cheating. (I think we relied on there being a 'Battle of Denmark', a bit like 1940 but with everyone riding bicycles - or is that Holland? Anyhow, I'm sure Kenneth Moore and Jack Hawkins would have been in the film version).

Nowadays what's left to do all that? Not just our part in it - our allies' assets don't seem to be as numerous any more... it'd take a serious reinvestment for more than the UK to return to the capability we had 20 years ago - and if you remember that far back, it wasn't that impressive then, was it?

I console myself with 2 thoughts:

1 - Why would any sane Russian want to try to run the UK.
2 - It would take a serious amount of bombing before the damage done equalled what casual vandalism runs up daily.

Oh, and as for - 'A spokesman said in a statement: “We are satisfied we have the flexibility to launch as many aircraft as the situation requires.'

- what complete and utter bollards, if he really believes that he's a bigger f****wit than he apparently takes the rest of us for!

Dave
(Getting old and crusty, obviously)

CirrusF
30th Sep 2008, 19:52
with tensions deepening dramatically after Russia’s summer invasion of Georgia.


Well if the most popular UK tabloid insists on whipping up Murdoch-inspired animosity against Russia with outrageous misrepresentation of the facts then why are we surprised if they are pissed off?

BYALPHAINDIA
30th Sep 2008, 20:41
Maybe they were looking for '2 Jags' Prescott:zzz:

He might have Russian visitors in the night - No Secretary's :ugh:

taxydual
30th Sep 2008, 20:45
I've a plan! So, the Russians are planning to becomes mates with the Venezuelan's. How about posting a couple of RAF Movers to Venezuela. That'll scupper 'em.

(Oh, tongue very much in cheek).




Anyone remember (oh 15-20 years ago?) when a whole mess of Bears crossed the line and then split into singletons on every heading known to man?

Coo, what fun! F3's, F-16's, F-15's, VC10-K's, KC-135'S, C-130's, a Nimrod and a USN Orion (don't ask how he got involved), all burning holes in the sky.

QRA at it's best. The Buchan Crystal Ball earned it's nickname that day! Well done, KL. A bloody good MC.

West Coast
30th Sep 2008, 22:04
Did the P3 and 130 guys have to ask the Ruskies to slow up a bit?

taxydual
30th Sep 2008, 22:45
No, not really, they did OK. The F3's struggled a bit though............:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

AFAIR we launched 3 in Kilo fit. A lot of prodding done that day!!

soddim
30th Sep 2008, 23:04
So, taxydual, the F3 struggled to keep up with what?? The aircraft may be lacking in manoeuvrability and a bit short of breath at altitude but don't let us cast aspersions at its capability to keep up - if M2.0/800kts is not enuff perhaps you might care to suggest what else you might call upon.

safetypee
30th Sep 2008, 23:45
Back in the days when we had an air force (40 yrs ago), a 0815 arrival in ops could be greeted with “get your kit on you’re Q6”. There might be more Russian aircraft ‘incoming’ than we had in all of the air defense force – usually associated with US fleet movements.
But then the night Qs were gentlemanly affairs, where early notification of activity would be sufficient for a full mess dinner before raising the Q status.
Whilst the lack of official UK radar in the far north could be limiting, there was assistance from many quarters. Saxa etc were committed to NATO and could not provide formal fighter control, but their traffic avoidance service was fist rate, usually starting when 120 nm apart. Also, there were occasional reports from civil traffic crossing the Atlantic, which enabled DR estimates for an intercept, but most of these went to the US F4s flying out of Iceland as we lacked tankers – so did the US resulting in some diversions to the UK.

Two's in
1st Oct 2008, 00:34
As fascinating as this trip down memory lane regarding QRF capabilities is, what about the real story?

1. Who in the MoD released this "news" item?
2. What is their agenda? - pro-Air Force mandarin underscoring a point about dangerously underfunded Defence capabilities, or anti-Air Force Mandarin emphasising the futility of the current interception strategy?
3. Who sanctioned this release to the press and why now?

Come on guys, don't let them manipulate the masses quite this easily, just ask yourself who stands to gain from all this and there you will find the man behind the mask.

Modern Elmo
1st Oct 2008, 01:33
who stands to gain from all this

It BAE wot dunnit.

Ogre
1st Oct 2008, 03:03
I have a simple geography question for the panel, how far is it from "90 seconds from Hull" to the home of our all singing/all dancing Typhoon fleet, based between Lincoln and Boston?

And for bonus points, which is longer? The time taken to fly that distance in a Blackjack or the time taken to get one or more Typhoons airborne in a fit state to fight?

Ogre

BYALPHAINDIA
1st Oct 2008, 03:05
Quote
No, not really, they did OK. The F3's struggled a bit though............:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Reply
Did the F3's have a good B'fast that morning. :zzz:

The frightening would have caught the coots.:D

BYALPHAINDIA
1st Oct 2008, 03:11
Well you could go down 'Ermine St' to Conny?

A straight road I would say Hull - Conny is about 90 miles?

And the Typhoon can be airborne of the runway from brakes off in '6 seconds'

Time to play Typhoon QRA.

ORAC
1st Oct 2008, 05:37
Saxa etc were committed to NATO and could not provide formal fighter control, but their traffic avoidance service was first rate, usually starting when 120 nm apart. That was Polestar, not Saxa.

Melchett01
1st Oct 2008, 06:14
I have a simple geography question for the panel, how far is it from "90 seconds from Hull" to the home of our all singing/all dancing Typhoon fleet, based between Lincoln and Boston?

And for bonus points, which is longer? The time taken to fly that distance in a Blackjack or the time taken to get one or more Typhoons airborne in a fit state to fight?

You should send that to OASC .... it could be one of those questions the boarding officers throw out during the problem solving phase of selection. Only this time, I doubt they'd have the answer either, so it might even things up a bit between board and candidate!

taxydual
1st Oct 2008, 06:27
I didn't intend to cast any aspersions about the F3 at all (my Banter light was lit).

An unbelievably good platform at Low Level and did sterling work on Q. I do recall, however, a certain Sitrep coming over the Telebrief from the Buchan MC (describing 'difficulties' that Q1 had in getting to height) that was interrupted by an unknown voice saying "Send an F-16". (My Banter light is flickering).

Further. As for the C-130, he was 'hijacked' by Buchan inbound to Kinloss, ex Keflavic, and although it wasn't a true intercept, the crew got some cracking photo's as the Bear sailed by.

The P3 was mega p***ed off, as he was 'crystal balled' as a trail aircraft to the main Bear gaggle as he was seen to cross the line East to West too. He had Q2 sat on his wingtip for a few minutes giving his game away.

Happy days.

Pontius Navigator
1st Oct 2008, 06:38
mileandahalf i think you know what i meant, and that wasn't Rapier downing a Blackjack at 29nm. With the North Lincs hills and line of site i doubt any system could regardless of it's published range. And of course it would be outside of our waters/airspace.:rolleyes:

What North Lincs hills? Flat as a bl00dy saltmarsh. The wolds OTOH give a commanding view and IRC North Coates was on the coast and would not have had any problem firing into the threat sector.

Pontius Navigator
1st Oct 2008, 06:47
Well you could go down 'Ermine St' to Conny?

A straight road I would say Hull - Conny is about 90 miles?

And the Typhoon can be airborne of the runway from brakes off in '6 seconds'

Time to play Typhoon QRA.

Don't you guys have maps? 44.7 stm to Hull.

Brakes on-off, undercarriage up, gate, vector 050, Fox 1, RTB. Problem?

BEagle
1st Oct 2008, 07:10
......RTB. Problem?

Not if you then remember to pop the gear down....:uhoh:

As nostalgic as some folk are about the point defence Lightning, you are clearly allowing emotion to cloud fact.

Its radar was pretty cr@p and the missiles weren't head sector capable for years. The highly skilled pilots worked like hell to get a good target solution before running out of fuel. Manoeuvrability? Easily outwitted by a Vulcan at 45000 ft plus provided you knew it was coming. But the F Mk 3 or F Mk 6 would eat an F4 for breakfast if it wasn't first taken out with a Fox 1! Old age and treachery and a 2 man crew, coupled with clever tactics, could often win the day before the merge though.

Tornado F3 goes like $hit off a red hot shovel at low level, and nowadays has pretty good radar and missiles, plus some clever third party targetting capabilities with L16. OK, it might be somewhat unmanoeuvrable, but it was primarily conceived as a long range Backfire / Blackjack killer.

The glaring problems resulting from the precipitate haste to slash costs after 'Options' :yuk: would seem to be:

1. Insufficient CRC and ADGE to provide a good threat picture. And who says the Russians would necessarily arrive from the North East and East?
2. Ever fewer fighter squadrons on the few remaining UK air bases.
3. All the money being spent in the Great Sandpit means that there's less than bugger-all left for Air Defence of the UK.

Some years ago I did one of those 'defector' exercises against Leuchars in a VC10K. Despite the station being on full alert, not a single F4 managed to find us until we were on short final..... Lots of silly questions from ATC were answered by yours truly in a thick mock-Russian accent as the poor girl read through the idiot list, but no-one managed to intercept and intervene....

"Hello. This Aeroflot XXXX. We want land Luckers"
"Station calling, squawk XXXX and recall me on XXX.XXX"
"No understand"
"Can you squawk?"
"No understand"
"Do you have IFF?"
"No understand"
"Please set your transponder to XXXX"
"OK, understand now. We do"
"Identified, recall me on (UHF)"
"What UHF? Not have UHF"
"Why are you coming to England?"
"Not want land England. Want land Scottishland"
"Sorry, Scotland. Why are you coming here?"
"We like your blue jeans, Beatles records and biro pens. Nothing to eat in Sovietski Soyuz except cabbage sandwich and potato and only vodka to drink. Want whisky!"
"Do you have any women on board?"
"If you had seen women at our airfield, you would not ask silly question. All mend tractors and have face like cow's bottom!!"

This comedy went on and on with us p*ssing ourselves with laughter as our amiable but not terribly helpful answers just tied them up in knots. And to add more fun, we insisted on flying at metric levels and asked for the altimeter setting in mm Hg and the wind velocity in metres per second. You could almost hear the tapping of calculators as they struggled to work it all out.....

Yet not a single F4 came anywhere near us!! Their Stn Cdr was hugely unimpressed by that, but had rather enjoyed the comedy of errors going on in the ATC tower!

Sideshow Bob
1st Oct 2008, 09:40
Pontius Navigator,
Your quite right, North Coates eastern boundary is in fact a beach. It's about 8 miles south of Cleethorpes. Proteus6's mention of B Flt 85 Sqn brought all the memories flooding back. Best posting I ever had. Many a happy day spent sunbathing, I mean working, on top of a radar watching the ships go in and out of the Humber. Worst day ever, when in 1990, the guy from MOD turned up and told the Staish to turn it all off. Pity the camp has now been turned over to some sort of cult.
Having spent 3 years at North Coates followed by 6 years at Staxton Wold before I went aircrew, I think it is diabolical that the UKADGE system has been allowed to draw down to the state it is in now. There is now very little redundancy and very few radars. What was an effective multi layer system is now under manned, under equipped and under funded. It's funny how little governments have learnt over the last 100 years. You really can't go interfering in other people’s countries if you can't even defend your own.

JessTheDog
1st Oct 2008, 12:04
Sounds like it is time to reopen those mothballed CRCs and CRPs, and bring back kit and people from the various sandpits, assuming they are still there. A manning solution would be to use the RAuxAF to fill weekend shifts.

There are surely plenty of ex-scopies out there who would volunteer to do TACRO/IDRO/WC duties over a weekend a couple of times a month plus a fortnight in the summer (JMC or ADEX) in return for beer tokens, the chance to have a pint in the Mess or NAAFI occasionally with old comrades, and generally to enjoy the job they once did without the accompanying nonsense of random postings, secondary duties, detatchments to FIADGE, dodgy overseas wars etc.

I know I would!

The challenge would be getting up to speed with current practice and maintaining the required currency.