PompeyPaul
18th Dec 2007, 13:50
Having seen some of the arguments on here I reckon we should resolve them on the Jeremy Kyle show. Rather than the usual underclass of scag heads and loosers we could get pilots on there and really thrash out those issues.
JeremyKyle: Hello and welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show, today, get this, we've got 2 pilots who can't decide on down wind check lists for students. I'd like to welcome llanfairpg to the show.
llanfairpg: Good moarnin Jeremy (got to have trash northern accent)
JeremyKyle: So llanfairpg, your an ex airline pilot, have several thousand hours behind you, is that right ?
llanfairpg: That's right Jeremay
JeremyKyle: Add recently you've had a discussion about downwind checks for students ? Why don't you tell us a little bit about that
llanfairpg: Well Jeremay, it's kwoit simpal. Taychin stooden's to check for onder carage dawn when in a non retractable is not tea chan the stoodent right and is dangerous because they are not mayn taynin a good look out
JeremyKyle: I see, and you want a lie detector test to prove this one way or another ?
llanfairpg: That's right jere may
JeremyKyle: Alright, there's two sides to every story so let's not judge until we've heard the other side, let's bring out Flap_80!
*crowd go mad, start booing*
*Flap_80 comes on stage and goes straight up to llanfairpg trying to throw punches*
Flap_80: You idiot, how many other's glaze other when you mention how many hours you've got,
JeremyKyle: (shouting) Sit down and shut up! I don't care who you are or what you have done, or what sex you are you don't come out on my stage and act like that, SECURITY!!!
*Security rushes up to push the 2 pilots apart*
After a discussion for a while (and some more fights and revelations and Jeremy Kyle taking sides), instead of psychotherapist Graham, a chap from the CAA could come out to decide one way or other. We could have a lie detector and also some sort of paternity test, maybe to see who owns what aircraft. :D
Does anyone else think that idea has wheels (or wings) ? We could sort out a load of questions on pprune, and it would certainly make interesting tv.
JeremyKyle: Hello and welcome to the Jeremy Kyle show, today, get this, we've got 2 pilots who can't decide on down wind check lists for students. I'd like to welcome llanfairpg to the show.
llanfairpg: Good moarnin Jeremy (got to have trash northern accent)
JeremyKyle: So llanfairpg, your an ex airline pilot, have several thousand hours behind you, is that right ?
llanfairpg: That's right Jeremay
JeremyKyle: Add recently you've had a discussion about downwind checks for students ? Why don't you tell us a little bit about that
llanfairpg: Well Jeremay, it's kwoit simpal. Taychin stooden's to check for onder carage dawn when in a non retractable is not tea chan the stoodent right and is dangerous because they are not mayn taynin a good look out
JeremyKyle: I see, and you want a lie detector test to prove this one way or another ?
llanfairpg: That's right jere may
JeremyKyle: Alright, there's two sides to every story so let's not judge until we've heard the other side, let's bring out Flap_80!
*crowd go mad, start booing*
*Flap_80 comes on stage and goes straight up to llanfairpg trying to throw punches*
Flap_80: You idiot, how many other's glaze other when you mention how many hours you've got,
JeremyKyle: (shouting) Sit down and shut up! I don't care who you are or what you have done, or what sex you are you don't come out on my stage and act like that, SECURITY!!!
*Security rushes up to push the 2 pilots apart*
After a discussion for a while (and some more fights and revelations and Jeremy Kyle taking sides), instead of psychotherapist Graham, a chap from the CAA could come out to decide one way or other. We could have a lie detector and also some sort of paternity test, maybe to see who owns what aircraft. :D
Does anyone else think that idea has wheels (or wings) ? We could sort out a load of questions on pprune, and it would certainly make interesting tv.