pprune rage

[stick&rudder15]

Why does every one have smart ass answers to people asking a simple question.... Is it because they hate G.A or are they insecure so they feel they need to pay people out?

[Mr.Buzzy]

Dunno Dick&Rudder......... hahahahahahahahahahah

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[captwawa]

Unsure matey

I thought that the title 'pprune rage' was hinting at a special programming of Rage this weekend by ppruners. :p

Bring on the BackStreet boys.....

Thanks for a laugh s&r now get back to cleaning the hangar out before the boss comes back from lunch.

O by the way I am not insecure just a jerk with too much time on his hands to give you a smart arse answer to your question.

Welcome to GA

[Walrus 7]

Stick,

Pilots are passionate about flying, but commercial flying is such a hard place to be nowadays, with heaps wanting to earn reasonable dollars but so few places that actually pay good dollars. It creates a lot of cynicism.

Passionate cynicism spills over to "smart arse" very quickly.

What I hate about it is that it tends to overshadow good argument, which is what forums are supposed to be all about. I posted a very similar line to yours about three years ago and the derision that it drew was immense. I was accused of trying to stifle opinion by objecting to some vitriolic comments.

Walrus

[Atlas Shrugged]

http://www.mgi.net.au/~izzo/pictures/ak47.jpg

[Buster Hyman]

(tee-hee!):} Mr Buzzy said dick!

[Yakfivefive]

Mr Buzzy


You could hit a windscreen, maybe that would be funny and as for you Atlas that sure is a sign of a bigger PROBLEM:=

[flying-spike]

Silencer and earmuffs? Or are they just to drown out the screams?

[corowacomet]

How does it feel to know you are only 15th on the list of stick&rudders? I've heard the other fourteen are not much chop so you must really suck!:p
El Cometis.

[Jabawocky]

Comic Relief is probably the answer!

Requires a thick skin and a Teflon suit!

J:E

[Dream Land]

Funny. stuff :E

[ForkTailedDrKiller]

Rick&Studder

My experience with PPRuNe is quite the opposite from yours.

I have generally (perhaps always!) gotten a sensible answer to any sensible question I have asked on PPRuNE.

I have also got a lot of smartarse answers - some really clever and amusing and some less so.

The clever smartarse answers provide a measure of comic relief that is one of the attractions of this forum.

However, if you ask a really stupid question, I suggest that you .......... duck!

Dr :8

PS: Perhaps we need a thread for the "Best of PPRuNe one-liners"!

I would nominate the following:

Some time ago I posted a pic of a well know PPRuNer's aeroplane, with the comment "Look what I came across today".

This prompted the retort from said owner "I hope you wiped it off afterwards"!

[The PM]

Whats a smart ass? Is it anything like an intelligent donkey?

OH..............its an americanism isn't it? Bloddy Seppos.........did you mean a smart arse??

So sayeth Alf Stewart

:}

[Atlas Shrugged]

Silencer and earmuffs?

I like to be V E R Y thorough! :E

[ABX]

StickyRudder, you weren't being serious with that question?:E

The answer is: This is PPRuNe!:}

[drshmoo]

http://www.go4myspacelayouts.com/myspace_funny/funny/funny_picture063.jpg
Something as above occurs and then some **** says "Bring on the float endo" :ugh:

So another **** sayshttp://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/babies/pictures/funny_babies_pictures_34.jpg

and thats how pprune rage started

[Lasiorhinus]

drshmoo, your first photo is out of focus:{

[slamer.]

pprune rage
Why does every one have smart ass answers to people asking a simple question.... Is it because they hate G.A or are they insecure so they feel they need to pay people out?

Ive always assumed its because of all the Australians posting on this site....:}

[18-Wheeler]

Whats a smart ass? Is it anything like an intelligent donkey?

OH..............its an americanism isn't it? Bloddy Seppos.........did you mean a smart arse??

And I have trouble with the American shows, where the Bad Guy™ threatens to "pop a hat in yo donkey!"
:)

[Lasiorhinus]

http://ars.barelyaverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ass-is-too-small.jpg

[Flight Me]

Who the $&^% loaded the donkey. Now that is a dumb ass.

[Hugh Jarse]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i6/HugeArse/retarded.jpg

[kiwi chick]

Oooooh Atlas, where do I get me one of them?!

I think half the time the smart-arse responses are because most of us assume it is a wind-up... :ok:

I would like to think that if I had a serious question, I would get a serious answer - but only if I posted it in the correct place.


(I would never EVER go into Jet Blast and ask "how do I keep my cylinders firing...?" or "can you explain the four-stroke to me?" :E)


KC

[Paper Planes]

Well I think this thread should be moved to Jet Blast or closed before some sensitive ppruners get hurt. Where is the opinion of a moderator when you need one?

[kiwi chick]

they're all busy deleting my threads. ;)

[Atlas Shrugged]

http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/misc/search%20engine%28ok%29/bart-google.jpghttp://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-002.gif

[kiwi chick]

Well, I have to say here (cos I'm a woman and we've always got something to say :\)

that...

I google everything - and I mean EVERYTHING! (Want to know 101 uses for an old coathanger? Ask me)

but even once I have, there's still nothing quite like asking REAL people who have been there and done that and bought the t-shirt.

...be nice to me please Atlas! :O

[bladesp2]

I agree stick&rudder .I think its because they dont have to talk to you face to face so they can say things they normally would'nt dare :=

[Mr.Buzzy]

A brilliant observation Bladesp2!
Are you sure you're not really a detective?

Pilots are so smart.......SMRT..... I mean SMART.........

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[n27965]

No worries stick&rudder15,

These Oz's and Kiwis lost the rugby world cup (should I talk about the America's Cup as well!).

So these smart asses have got to take a revenge.

Let's them flying somewhere in the US (Chicago area !?).
As we're nice people, will take the yoke and let them the mike. We'll have some fun !

[SmokingHole]

Let's them flying somewhere in the US

Awesome bit of grammar there n27965. Let's remove the apostrophe just to make sure.

Let us them flying somewhere in the US

No, that doesn't work. Maybe you meant

Let is them flying somewhere in the US

Hmmm, still makes no sense.:confused:

Youse sure got learnt sum reel good english their in Daytoner. :D

[2p!ssed2drive]

stick and rudder

You'll find that all the bantering and childish responses really only occur in the D&G forums...

Honestly, I think it stems from the way the industry actually is here. People are jealouse, angry, overworked and always 'got the tough end of the stick.' If you venture into some of the other forums, there is actually some good, solid and friendly advice :ok:

[18-Wheeler]

As we're nice people, will take the yoke and let them the mike.

All your base are belong to us?

[kiwi chick]

Hahahaha, I suddenly feel that my 49% in School Cert English makes me overqualified to be reading this thread.

Am I the only one totally f:mad:n confused here?!

[Jabawocky]

Nope!

What was this thread about?:ugh:

[kiwi chick]

(Hey Jaba)


Not quite sure now - how to make the perfect Banana Cake I think.

[tobzalp]

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/forum/funnies/wtf-rawr-guy.jpg

[kiwi chick]

Um...? Errr...?


Nope. Just do NOT have anything to say I'm afraid. I'm blank.

(Where is Buster or Howard when you need him?! :ok:)

[corowacomet]

This is with out doubt the best thread in a looooong time!
Tobzalp that photo is extremely funny.....its just that I don't understand why.
The Comet.

[kiwi chick]

Still can't quite think of anything to say. :confused:

[Fantome]

KC . . . .. maybe you should back up old paper planes and for a start ask for this to be moved to jet blast. (Where are Howard and Buster? Still rubbing their chins.)



More driftings . . .. next Monday ABC TV 6.30 pm do not miss John Clarke.

[Buster Hyman]

Sorry everyone...I've been mesmerised by that photo....and I'm wondering where the web comes out of the Spiderman jocks....:confused::oh:

PS
49% in School Cert English
That explains soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

[av8trflying]

How good is this thread..........I have been cacking myself for the last 5 minutes.:)

I will have to show my son his favourite pooh bear.....ha ha ha ha

Must get back to work.

[Buster Hyman]

I have been cacking myself for the last 5 minutes
Ah, you'll want post 33 then.:ok:

[kiwi chick]

Hahahaha Buster!!

(I made up for it by getting 96% in Physics and 98% in Maths...:8)

So I's kan kount but I's cannt talke propa. ;)

[av8trflying]

Right on Buster:ok:

[Buster Hyman]

So I's kan kount but I's cannt talke propa.
Well...as "propa" as every other Kiwi!:E:ouch::suspect:

[Aerodynamisist]

"Why does every one have smart ass answers to people asking a simple question.... Is it because they hate G.A or are they insecure so they feel they need to pay people out? "
can't we hate GA and pay peolple out ? :D
nahh the real reason were so agro is that no one understands us - it's hard to be the best god dam pilots to ever grace the skies, you should see me pole a 210 around fair dinkum it makes bob hoover look like a qantas cadet. :cool:

[SmokingHole]

I'm enjoying GA, i'm not agro nor do I feel misunderstood. It is my right as an Aussie to give a smartarse answer and take the p!ss when I feel compelled to do so.
If you don't like such responses, don't stick your words in the prune arena. Lighten up! There is some funny s:mad:t in these pages and often a good laugh to be had.

[Buster Hyman]

I think one of the questions on the Australian Values test is about how much of a smart arse you are....:ooh:

[Lodown]

Tobzalp, is that a new air traffic controller fresh from certification and ready for work? Dressed for comfort for stationing behind the TAAATS console. Or possibly a new cadet on learning that he and his money have been accepted for command flight training?

[Jabawocky]

Thats Tobz at last years Christmas Party:}

[Lodown]

That's Tobz at last years Christmas Party
Thanks for clearing that up Jabawocky. I had this amusing thought that it might be the unveiling of the uniform for the newly created Airservices' position of National Operations Supervisor for Mayday Response and Coordination.

[bladesp2]

Tobzalp Ill never be the same again after seeing that photo wtf !!!:confused:

[Jabawocky]

LOWDOWN

I think you have inside information. My sorces tell me that Tobz had stolen this from a top secret project office, the one you mentioned, and turned up at the party, shocking all the senior management at the time.

Little did he know that the reason it fitted him so well was they had actually sized it for him and his imminent promotion. Of course once he let the Cat out of Bag the project was scrapped:{.

J:E

[Towering Q]

If you venture into some of the other forums, there is actually some good, solid and friendly advice

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?:E

[tobzalp]

Grrrrrrrr
______

[kiwi chick]

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

He hehe! EXACTLY! We don't hang round this web site for tea and scones now, do we?! :E

got to sharpen our tongues and wit on somebody worthy of it.

[Buster Hyman]

Indeed...and while yer at it KC, cook us some eggs....


;).....:eek:....:ouch::ouch::ouch::ouch:

[kiwi chick]

How would you like them Buster?


Fried, Benedict or Fertilised? ;) :E

[Buster Hyman]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/Fool/yel.gif
Yep, walked into that one.....

[kiwi chick]

so, scrambled then? ;)

[Buster Hyman]

Yep...anything with a good beating...:E (Grrrowl....):ouch:

[kiwi chick]

Ummmm.... souffle? :confused:

[Buster Hyman]

Nah...goes flat with loud noises.

[Atlas Shrugged]

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/FAT-1.jpg

[Buster Hyman]

"DAMN YOU PAPPARAZZI!!!!" :mad: Thats the last time I pay a bribe! :suspect:

[toolowtoofast]

Still can't quite think of anything to say. :confused:


and yet you still found something to say! :E