Op Tastic
4th May 2007, 14:33
Ppers...
Good luck to the plucky, discrete and affluent [shurely corageous? Ed.] Senior Service at tomorrow's match.:ugh:
This song sheet may come in handy when the Hornpipe has run its course!
Aye
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS
(To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Earl-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
WE WERE CAPTURED
(To the tune of "We are Sailing.")
We were captured,
We were crying,
On the telly,
On the news.
We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.
We surrendered,
We surrendered,
To the rag head,
With a gun.
We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.
Good luck to the plucky, discrete and affluent [shurely corageous? Ed.] Senior Service at tomorrow's match.:ugh:
This song sheet may come in handy when the Hornpipe has run its course!
Aye
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS
(To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Earl-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Ear-lye in the morning.
Chorus
WE WERE CAPTURED
(To the tune of "We are Sailing.")
We were captured,
We were crying,
On the telly,
On the news.
We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.
We surrendered,
We surrendered,
To the rag head,
With a gun.
We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.