Management speak & quality statements

[ruserious]

As the company is so profitable, our lords and masters must be using the best possible management techniques. So I thought I would start a collection of our best management phrases and quality statements, so that we can help other airlines to do as well as us :rolleyes: Feel free to add you own.
If you don't like our accommodation, take the allowance.... Accommodation department quality statement
It's been a really difficult year... We have made record profits
Its cost neutral for the pilot body... You have just been sha*ted
We did an online vote... and the results suit us nicely

[MR8]

We get 25 applications a day...Don't even dream about a package improvement
DEC's will not affect intrnal upgrades...You're just an F/O, so stop moaning and get used to it
Market data shows that we have a very competitive package...We managers get more money than other company's managers because we're able to :mad: you more


MR8

[ruserious]

Just reminded me
The profit share is divided equally among all employees... Except VP's who get 2x, SVP's who get 5x and EVP and above who get Xx by sha*ting you on your terms and conditions