View Full Version : Airline Names..The real meaning
mach2male
1st Jan 2005, 23:58
QANTAS
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
SAS
Sex After Sandwiches
BA
Beastly Actually
Bloody Awful
BOAC
Better On A Camel
SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
TWA
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
TAA
Try Another Airline
ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
LUFTHANSA
Let Us F##k The Hosties And Not Say Anything
TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late
GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration
The Flying Lip
2nd Jan 2005, 00:02
Before this gets sent off to JetBlast:
Alitalia:
Always late in taking off, always late in arriving
Lufthansa
Let us F*** the hostesses as no stewards available
BOAC (During Profumo affair)
Bend over again, Christine
SAHSA
Stay at home, stay alive
SAS
Same as Sabena
TWA
Try Walking Across
(Or after TWA800 - three-hundred wet Americans - Nasty)
Ryanair
Bend over, drop your pants, while I give it to you up the a$$
maddog62
2nd Jan 2005, 03:12
EMIRATES
English Manage, Indians Run And The Expats Suffer......
Spin off of Air Canada called TANGO stands for:
That's All Now Get Off!
captainrats
2nd Jan 2005, 04:33
QANTAS
Quite A Nice Trip Awesome Service
LUFTHANSA
Let us F**k the Hostesses As No Stewards Available
christep
2nd Jan 2005, 07:52
Clever And Trim Hostesses Are Your Perfect Aesthetic Companions In Flight I Contend
or
Cute And Tasty Hosties As Yet Persistently Avoid Consummating Inflight Fantasies If Chatted-up
Heatseeker
2nd Jan 2005, 08:45
BOAC
Used to mean Bought on American credit
finally changed to
Better off at Caledonian
PIA
Please inform Allah
AI
Allah informed
KLM
(K)nights of Love and Madness
Once known as Kill Little Monkeys - a freight charter, seems you had to be there.
SABENA
Such a bloody experience, never again.
AF
Air France - Air Chance
EI
Aer Lingus - Aer Lingum (look that one up)
BEA
Britains Excuse for an Airline
SAS
Sex and Satisfaction
Heat
Almost forgot.
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money, Please - In Cash.
Heat
HEATHROW DIRECTOR
2nd Jan 2005, 09:23
BEA - Bu**er Everybody About
QANTAS - Quell All Nice Thoughts About Survival
catchup
2nd Jan 2005, 09:46
www.hlf.de (Hapag-Lloyd)
world wide warning.have low fuel.declare emergency
ooops
Anyone remember Worldways ....
We Organize Really Long Delays, Wait Around, You'll See!
B Fraser
2nd Jan 2005, 12:25
GARUDA - Grotty Airline Run Under Dutch Administration
SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair
LUFTHANSA - Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport
QANTAS - Queers And Necrophiliacs, Transvestites And Sodomites
Does anyone have one for CITIEXPRESS????????
STANDTO
2nd Jan 2005, 12:33
IBERIA
incompetent, because everyone really isn't arsed
OZcabincrew
2nd Jan 2005, 14:21
BA (British Airways) = Bad Attitude
DJ (Virgin Blue) = Very Basic or simply, Very BAD!
Psr777
2nd Jan 2005, 14:35
JMC
Just Murdered Caledonian
LIAT
Luggage In Another Timezone
:cool:
Interconti
2nd Jan 2005, 14:44
SWISS
So What Its Still Swissair
Bear 555
2nd Jan 2005, 16:19
TACA (from Central America) = Take A Chance Airways
Bear 555
Pablo Martin
2nd Jan 2005, 16:41
We used to call.....
JMC = Just Might Crash
:E
Also very nasty one for TACA :E Think about it, might post it later!
FormerFlyer
2nd Jan 2005, 21:15
On the day of change to JMC I remember the AML crew straight away came up with JUST MORE CRAP.
How apt.
cheers ;)
FF
jmc757
2nd Jan 2005, 21:26
hehe FormerFlyer... that one seemed to be a favourite of the tourists complaining to the holiday reps on a jmc holiday I was once on...
tournesol
3rd Jan 2005, 08:32
*LIAT: Leave Island Any Time.
*GULF AIR: Get Use To Late Flights And Incorrect Reservations.
*PAL(Phillipines Airlines): Plane Always Late. But after some improvement it is now Prompt At Last.
*There are some others such as Saudia, Lufthansa, Qantas, etc... which I cannot post them in here, because they contain some politically incorrect connotations.
Happy New Year you all.
:suspect:
DELTABOY
3rd Jan 2005, 15:10
For those who may remember dear old British Island Airways back in the 80's at LGW & the proud Dan- Air Services.
B.I.A........( BLIMEY IT ARRIVED! )
DAN-AIR ( DAN DARE)
& halcyon days they were too!!:{
Little One
3rd Jan 2005, 15:22
SAA
Say Again Airways
or
Send Another A##hole
barry lloyd
3rd Jan 2005, 17:05
BWIA* Britain's Worst Investment Abroad/ But Will It Arrive?
*I once asked the (then) chairman of BWIA why they still called it BWIA long after the countries concerned had become independent. He said 'Do you think anyone would fly with us if we just called it West Indian Airways?'
Swissair Swiss Women In Silk Stockings Available In Rear
TAROM Try Another Ruddy Operator Mate
LAP (Paraguay) Lineas Aereas Peligrosas (Peligrosas = dangerous)
nosewheelfirst
3rd Jan 2005, 17:45
MYT - Might Travel
SNBA Sabena Nightmare Back Again
RNAC
Royal Nepal Always Cancelled
tom de luxe
3rd Jan 2005, 18:58
DELTA
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
TACA
Take A Coffin Along
TAP
Take A Parachute
LOT
Last One There
APSA
Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
Capt Fathom
3rd Jan 2005, 21:12
AIR INDIA
In my best Indian accent...
After I Return, I'm Never Doing It Again
urdy gurdy
3rd Jan 2005, 22:00
a gill pax once quoted
"getting in later and later"
stanleystan
3rd Jan 2005, 22:05
bmi - British midland innit
Not an airline but a car
FIAT
Fix It Again Tony
surfside6
5th Jan 2005, 00:53
Another Engine Removed Over Frankfurt Lose One Tomorrow....or something like that
Biggest risk is this - it sometimes happens; arriving in Rio without all your stuff.
Same awful bloody experience, never again!
PAN AM: Passengers All Need A Mortician
US AIR: Underwater Seats Available In Rear
AIR INDIA: An Interesting Ride, I'll Never Do It Again
slingsby
5th Jan 2005, 10:13
BMI
Bad mouthed Idiots
flybywire
5th Jan 2005, 13:49
MYT - My Trouble
(eh!)
BOAC: Bouncing Over African Countries (whoop whoop...pull up!)
El Al: Every Landing Always Late
Krapula
6th Jan 2005, 23:52
ALITALIA
Always Late In Take-Off Always Late In Arrival
MoeZ77
7th Jan 2005, 04:34
JETSTAR
just expect the service to always reek :)
ECAM This
7th Jan 2005, 05:19
AA (American Airlines)
Always Awful
Aer Lingus (Irish Airlines)
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
AI
Allah Informed
Air Canada
Air Can’t Uh Dah
Air India
After I Return, I'll Never Do It Again
Air Malta
An Irritating Ride. Most Annoying. Late Takeoff Also
Alaska (Alaska Airlines)
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines (US Airways)
Agony Airlines
Alitalia (Italian Airlines)
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And luggage In Athens
Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
ANSETT (Australian Airline)
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA (British Airways)
Bloody Awful
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Better On A Camel
BWIA (British West Indies Airlines)
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC (China Airlines)
China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta (Delta Airlines)
Don't Ever Land There Again
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
EAA (
Even Apes Aviate
El Al (Israel International Airlines)
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair (Airline of Finland)
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
GARUDA
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL (Japan Airlines)
Journey Always Late
JAT (JAT Airlift Co)
Joke About Time
JMC (JMC Airlines - UK)
Just More Crap
KLM (Dutch International Airline)
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
LIAT (West Indies Airline)
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Lot (Polish Airlines)
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa (German International Airline)
Let Us F&%k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic (Greek International Airline)
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
PIA (Pakistan International Airline)
Please Inform Allah
PWA
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS (Australian Airline)
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Ryanair (Very profitable and successful European Airline)
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airline Service)
Same As Sabena
SIA (Singapore International Airlines)
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Swissair
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA (South American Airline)
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
TANGO (Air Canada)
That’s All, Now Get Off
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
THY
They Hate You
TNT (TNT Express Air Freight)
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA (Trans World Airlines)
Theives, Whores & Alcoholics
United (United Airlines)
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Varig (Brazilian Airline)
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Virgin (Virgin Atlantic Airlines – England)
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
Westjet
We Expect Some Turbulence, Joyously Exterminating TANGO
Worldways (Former Canadian Airline)
We Organize Real Long Delays, Wait And You’ll See
BWIA, Better Walk If Able