Ode to Driver8

[BuzzLightyear]

http://www.natsabz.freeserve.co.uk/andy8.jpg

Oh dear Driver8
You're looking rather ill
Was it something that you ate
Or something from a still?

Oh dear Driver8
What's that in the sink?
Was it really you
Who made that awful stink?

Oh dear Driver8
Is that really vomit?
You should really know by now
You should do that down the toilet.

Oh dear Driver8
The sink is blocked right up
All because of you
And your technicolour burp.

Oh dear Driver8
Lying on the floor
One to many drinks last night?
No really more like four.

Oh dear Driver8
Sleeping like a baby
Sore head when you wake up?
A definite not a maybe.

Oh dear Driver8
To do this is quite cruel
What's that coming from your mouth
Oops a little drool.

Oh dear Driver8
To out you took quite long
So to pay you back
We wrote this little song.

With love from the B watch outing team!

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To infinity and beyond

[Waltertight]

Seems like a fun place, any vacancies?

[Yellow Snow]

Somebody's a lightweight!
Who was sober enough to put him in the recovery position?

[BuzzLightyear]

There are no lightweights up here. Driver8 is in fact a member of the advanced falling over team, and naturally after years of training falls straight into the recovery position. :)

Vacancies? Come on up and join the fun. You would be more than welcome.

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To infinity and beyond

[wat tyler]

Buzz. Yer a rotten sod.


But a funny one

as for Vacancies, If you need to ask....

[terrain safe]

Buzz, I knew when he got there he couldn't cope with it.

Dear me!!!

[Waltertight]

Buzz
Whadya mean up??? Ice station zebra's a long way sarf!

[BuzzLightyear]

Walt

Sorry forgot there were places further North!You'd still be welcome, as long as you didn't bring any of the wierd voodoo down with you!!! :)



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To infinity and beyond

[boroatco]

What's going on up there?? A PD boy falling unconcious after a few scoops??
I hope this isn't how things have turned out due to the loss of a few star strikers in the beer team over the last few years.
Shouldn't he be given to the bald irishman for some intensive training
Never did me any harm!!! Hic!!

Drink Beer Smerk Tabs

[ProcATCO]

I always knew that PD (particularly Anglia!) where lightweights!! :) Everytime they come down to East Anglia they fall over!! Or is it because they cannot walk on level ground! :)

[This message has been edited by ProcATCO (edited 13 May 2001).]

[FooFighter]

A final verse for Buzz's little epic (and telling a little more of the story):

Oh dear Driver 8
You must be really p****d
What you don't yet know
Is you've broken your bloody wrist!

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Foo

[MonkeyWrench]

Alright - who let BoroATCO get his hands on a PC? It's bad enough they let him talk to aeroplanes... ;-)

MW
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You only stayed up cos you signed Dean Windass ;-)

[Der SimMeister]

oh no.. don't tell me he's broken his wrist again !!

[wat tyler]

And how was said wrist broken?

Answers on a postcard to...

[TheLizard]

Knowing Driver 8, it could have been RSI!! :)

[OLD_EGG_BOUND]

Buzz, verse 4 could do with a little work, not quite up to the standard of the other verses.

[TheLizard]

Works okay if you try it with a Southern USA drawl...

[OLD_EGG_BOUND]

Doesn`t work for scousers, can almost make it scan in brummie.

[driver 8]

if you can find me a picture of the culprit then I'll happily put it there instead ;)

[monkey boy]

D8. You can get rid of that for a start.

Pick on someone your own size. (Or the person who furnished conc with the initial URL, that should relieve him of a bit of cred)

[BuzzLightyear]

All right who "nicked" the photo of our dear beloved Driver8?

Thanks for the poetry appreciation page guys.

Old_Egg_Bound,
What do you expect for something written on a night duty?I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective and interesting rhythmic devices which counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor!



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To infinity and beyond

[OLD_EGG_BOUND]

interesting rhythmic devices, my arse,
you`ve got nothing else to do on a night shift, take a shagging thesaurus to work next time, and as for rhyming vomit and toilet......
good to see people creatively humiliating their casual work aquaintences though.