Tir renrie
3rd Aug 2000, 02:24
Dear ATC PPRuNer's,
Unfortunately tonight I have the sad task of issuing some bad news.
The PPRuNer known as "Kings Arms" (known to his closer associates as "The silver surfer" or "The freckled one" has received the results from his heart scan.
Due to the results, his quack has informed the good man that he has no choice other then to become "Tea Total".
It is understood that tomorrow "Kings Arms" has a very important meeting with his solicitor in order to take out a court injunction against himself. This is in attempt to stop his "breaking strain of a KIT KAT" free will, from dragging said person in to his local for a "quick one for the road" after work.
It is also understood that after the "meeting" tomorrow, his good self and his fair lady will be taking a relaxing trip to "Old sarum" shortly followed by a visit to "HMS Britannia" and the Bristol docks in an attempt to adjust to the "slower" life style he now faces. Friday will be a very quiet day with a deck chair session on the beach at Weston-supper-mare, and a visit to Wookey hole caves in the evening.
As a sideline to compensate for the level of stress he now finds in his current situation, "Kings arms" is offering a full unisex Pedicure and manicure service, bookings can now be taken, following a strict "No drinking allowed" vetting process, application forms can be found on his desk from monday morning.
For those of you who wish to offer "Kings Arms" support in this time of crisis please E-mail him personally at: - mailto:[email protected]
Allegedly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tir Tenrie
Unfortunately tonight I have the sad task of issuing some bad news.
The PPRuNer known as "Kings Arms" (known to his closer associates as "The silver surfer" or "The freckled one" has received the results from his heart scan.
Due to the results, his quack has informed the good man that he has no choice other then to become "Tea Total".
It is understood that tomorrow "Kings Arms" has a very important meeting with his solicitor in order to take out a court injunction against himself. This is in attempt to stop his "breaking strain of a KIT KAT" free will, from dragging said person in to his local for a "quick one for the road" after work.
It is also understood that after the "meeting" tomorrow, his good self and his fair lady will be taking a relaxing trip to "Old sarum" shortly followed by a visit to "HMS Britannia" and the Bristol docks in an attempt to adjust to the "slower" life style he now faces. Friday will be a very quiet day with a deck chair session on the beach at Weston-supper-mare, and a visit to Wookey hole caves in the evening.
As a sideline to compensate for the level of stress he now finds in his current situation, "Kings arms" is offering a full unisex Pedicure and manicure service, bookings can now be taken, following a strict "No drinking allowed" vetting process, application forms can be found on his desk from monday morning.
For those of you who wish to offer "Kings Arms" support in this time of crisis please E-mail him personally at: - mailto:[email protected]
Allegedly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tir Tenrie