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HODGES4U
26th Aug 2001, 05:36
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO
IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY....

Near the planet Swanwick,in the Hampshire System, the Evil Management Empire are constructing a new Deathstar- "The NERC Deathstar". More powerful than the two previous,if this deathstar should ever become operational,then the empire will be able to control the whole UK FIR!

Princess LATCCs band of ATSA and ATCO rebels
have received plans of NERC from their internal spies the NTT. Having recently seen off the dangerous SERCO, the rebel force wil need all the help they can get to stop the Dark Side.

Will Day-in-Lieuke Skiveworker return from special leave, where he has been training to become a Jedi Night-Shift, bringing his trusty LightSabre-Dagga and his companion R2-Day2 with him?

Will PAN Solo and his hairy sidekick Chew-backup-printer avoid the clutches of the grotesque Jabba the Smoking Hutt and his bounty hunters.

Will the allied forces including ACPO, The
furry E Watch, the irritating LJAO Binks, and the spirit of ORO Bi One Kenobi, and their craft the X Watch and Y Watch fighters
and the Millenium F**k UP be able to see off the powerful Empire and their ships.

or will YODA-TE slip once again.

MAY THE FORCED OFFER BE WITH YOU
:D

Scott Voigt
26th Aug 2001, 20:34
Upper Lima;

Too bad you couldn't up load music to go with that <G>. That was GREAT!