Students - don't ya just luv 'em

[Noisy Hooligan]

How about some good old Bloggs gags and anecdotes. Here's one for starters...
Bloggs, orbiting, giving position fix to class D airspace agent -
"G XXXX overhead Y, 2400 ft on 1012 heading 120...130...140...150...160....."

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Whizz Bang Pop !

[power junkie]

Here's a good one.

Brand new First Officer on his first training flight into London...

"London Approach this is Pakistan Air 343 heavy currently inbound at Flight Level Three Eight Zero Zero Zero - request approach information"

As quick as a flash our trusty controller in downtown West Drayton replies...

"Roger Pakistan Air 343 - Clear Re-entry, splash down in Staines Reservoir 25"

[Cardinal]

Power junkie, you should send that one to AvWeb's Short Final section, if you don't I will. www.avweb.com