Ideal Job Predictions

[WE Branch Fanatic]

Since we all need cheering up....

Click here (http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp)

WEBF, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
WE Branch Fanatic, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
[First name Last name], Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
[Full name], Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

What about your name, PPRuNe name, trade etc....

Some interesting ones

Geoff Hoon, Your ideal job is a Dodgem Driver.
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
Secretary of State for Defence, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
:( :mad: :{

Must learn to spell.

[Oggin Aviator]

Oggin Aviator, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. :}

[ppf]

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising

ppf, Your ideal job is a Cowboy

ppf :rolleyes:

[moku]

:O :O real name: Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. :D :D

Moku: Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker. :confused:
Full name: Your ideal job is a shoplifter :ugh:

I'll take the first offering.

Moku:E

[theundisputedtopgun]

theundisputedtopgun = Your ideal job is a anything where you can kiss ass

first name = Your ideal job is a bearded lady in the circus

first name + surname = Your ideal job is a Cowboy

[airborne_artist]

elizabeth windsor, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy

Prince philip, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter

charles windsor, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

anne lawrence [aka Princess Royal], Your ideal job is a Porn Star

[TD&H]

And the name Bloggs receives the accolade of being ideal for prime minister!

Now Bloggs remember what I've told you to do on this exercise!

And even better: PPrune=Professional Tramp!!!!

[Megaton]

HP: Brain Surgeon (obviously:p )
Real Name: Animal therapist....now that does make me worry!

[wub]

wub: Puppeteer

real name: unemployed

This is remarkable, how can it possibly know I'm an unemployed puppeteer?

[KM-H]

KM-H: Superhero

Full Name: Village Idiot

I was worried about the first, but the second makes me feel so much better.

[steamchicken]

steamchicken= "bunjee jumper"

Full name = "prime minister":D

Shorter version="prostitute":cool:

[November4]

Real name = Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator

hmmmm being ex UKMAMS.....:hmm:

[Green Meat]

Green Meat: A speaking clock
[First Name]: A clown

Should I run for parliament?

[Spotting Bad Guys]

Spotting Bad Guys: Dog Walker
SBG : Mime Artist
[Real Name] : Evil Boss


Now, the last one is appealing.....I do have a light emitting ray machine we call a "laser" (cue best James Bond villain evil laugh)hah ha ha aha aha ......:D

SBG

[Lon More]

Lon More = Insurance Fraudster
Real Name = Anything but wnat you're doing now

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Little spooky:uhoh:

PPrune handle...............Gigolo

Work name...................Fluffy Bunny Trainer

Real Name................Air Steward

Know which I would prefer but know which is the most accurate:rolleyes:

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Archimedes]

Tony Blair, your ideal job is a in a land far, far away.


Now how accurate is that ?!? :D

[StopStart]

Hmmm

First name = Your ideal job is a Stripper"

Full name = "." (a little concerned about that one actually)

Stopstart = "Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero"

Best I get one of the "ordinaries" to give me a run down of the rules of Kevball then......how frightful.....

:p


PS. Oh sweet! - full name including middle name = "Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world"

I bloody knew it!

[Now a 'J' Bloke!!]

Hi Gang;

Just subjected my moniker to the aforementioned website....

Real Name...Mad Scientist

Known At Work...Hypnotist

PPrune Handle...In a land far, far away

Make of that what you will.....:rolleyes:

Regards;
SFS:ok:

Edited for red wine spelling stains!!!:bored:

[tacpot]

Real name: Circus Freak :*

[Now a 'J' Bloke!!]

Hi again;

Completely outrageous...but real name with middle name too...

Your ideal job is ""PLAYING FOR RANGERS""

As I said ...outrageous!!!..

Stick that one in your pipe ABIW.. :ok:

Regards
SFS

Edited for red wine spelling stains!!!:=

[ppf]

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf = Comical Ali

Comical Ali, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist

Think the second one is more accurate what do you think?!

ppf :D

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

NAJB!!

You could certainly do no worse than the current bunch of mixed footed "johnny f's" you currently employ.....:E

"Our Father, who art in Heaven
Martin be thy name" :ok:

Now type in the OC24's name................ using all 5 letters of the 1st name.......................

I'm off to hell for that one:E

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Lafyar Cokov]

Aghhhhhh

L C = Cowboy

Real Name: Your ideal job is a The job you have now.

Now we know this is bo**ocks!!!

[SirPeterHardingsLovechild]

Wouldn't it be funny if the MOD Directorate of Corporate Communications at the Ministry of Truth, or MI5...

...set up a website and all you donkeys typed your names and prune handles into it :}

[Oggin Aviator]

John Scarlett, Your ideal job is a Nun.

[tornstorm]

tornstorm= Stuntperson (Gotta love that!)
real name= mermaid (Ok slightly disturbed by that, does this mean I shouldn't exist?)
Nickname= Top gun (Thats the stuff :D )

oh and Buff Hoon= Professional Tramp
Now there is a re-shuffle coming up isn't there?:E

[snafu]

'Real Name', your ideal job is as the office numpty.

snafu, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

This is too scary...it obviously knows me!!

[EESDL]

EESDL - Nursery Teacher!!!!!!!!

I guess it's out in the open now........................

[smartman]

---and the point of all this is????

[jockspice]

...that this is more fun and interesting than some of the other doom and gloom threads on the forum! Cheer up, fer gawds sake!!:}

Snafu
Hit the nail on the head for you, eh? :ok:

PS jockspice = insurance fraudster
real name = dog walker:\