Captions please!

[Bronx]

http://www.sarinfo.bc.ca/Library/Images/heli_PanoramaRidge.jpg

:eek: :( :rolleyes: :* :uhoh: :ooh:



Now the original question's been answered, we'll change this to a caption contest - with Bronx's agreement.

The original question and answers have been moved to Rotorheads Around the World.


Heliport

[TeeS]

"I told you we should have climbed to MSA!!"

TeeS

[Ozzy]

We'll just sit here and wait for the spring thaw.

Ozzy

[Lost_luggage34]

Ahh, just look at those lovely, fluffy clouds ....... Crunch, oops !

When I said I wanted to go off-piste, I didn't mean .......

[MD900 Explorer]

No Chad, we cannot arm the floats now!!

MD :}

[SilsoeSid]

British police can no longer deny the increasing drug problem, as helicopter finds multi million pound cocaine haul.

[Robbo Jock]

Bloggs: Err, Sir, what was that about controlling attitude with collective?

[Vfrpilotpb]

" TOLD YOU " you wouldn't miss it, now look what youve done!!:mad:

[arm the floats]

The ultimate :Controlled Flight into Terrain !!

[SEL]

"Hmph, silly place to put a mountain anyway.."

[Noah Zark.]

......How do you find reverse in this bloody thing?

[Windy Militant]

Alright which one of you bright sparks told Budgie to stick his tongue to it!

[Gingerbread Man]

I know, I know, I wanted to take it too, but the snow stays.

[Jerricho]

"Helicopters are ugly, but the earth can only repel them so far"

[bugdevheli]

Whaaarh, i could not have hung on any longer!

[arm the floats]

Hurry up I've got 4 chip lights on!!

[BigGreenPleasureMachine]

Head and shoulders?.............

[whatsarunway]

Eurocopters new As350 b5 lifting tests going well as pilot tries to sling ski resort to holland.

[SEL]

"Err, is it meant to do that?"

[dzeroplus]

PASSENGER: "I told you that you should have waited until after dark before you tried out your new pair of Night Vision Goggles"


PILOT: "Damn and I would have missed it if I had fitted the low skids"

[Flingwing207]

"1.62 kilometers to the mile... ...no wait, 2.54 centimeter equals one inch, OK, the map says this is a 12,400' peak and the POH says hover ceiling is 3770 meters, carry the three aw crap DOESN'T ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??!!"


<or>


"You in the thong, come help push or we'll be here all night!"


<or>


"Ohhh. Riiiight. Pull UP on this and the houses get smaller. Should I try again?"


<or>


"Still think you've got the spot made?"


<or>


"Damnit, I never should have traded in the reindeer on this peice of @#$#%!"

[Magoodotcom]

So, does this altimeter show ASL or AGL?

Last one down has to walk back up!

[airborne_artist]

Person on left to person on right:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

[Bravo 99 (AJB)]

I take it i dont pass my IR then

You did remember to add a 1000 feet to the figures on the chart i suppose

I know we are short of sloping ground sites but dont you think this is going a bit far.

Budgie let it go its not a cake

[Ali Barber]

Damn, 3 feet higher and we would have missed it!

[Capt.KAOS]

"Don't forget to reset your altimeter to the proper field barometric pressure before entering the landing pattern"

[Avtrician]

What do you mean "Pull more collective, its in my armpit now. some one else will have to get out as well".

[ground effect]

thong guy - `I thought thermal underwear was meant to keep you warm......my ass is freezing`


:E :D

[witchdoctor]

Budgie the helicopter was having serious trouble overcoming his sugar addiction.

[Big Tudor]

The DEA celebrate cracking a major cocaine smuggling operation.

[Wedge]

"No, this mountain is too heavy to lift. Let's try the next one"

[Hover Bovver]

" come on get digging, their is no way it wil go over so well have to go thru!"

[Joker's Wild]

"hey, it's not like I broke anything and besides, who's gonna believe it anyway???" :rolleyes:

[CaneRat]

Captain Sipho used to drive minibusses in Gauteng before getting his Wings.

[SilsoeSid]

There seems to be the start of some plagiarism going on, eh Big Tudor! :eek:

By the way, that wasn't an entry to the caption contest!

[Wedge]

....not the first time I have got my chopper stuck somewhere unfortunate........

[Delta Julliet Golf]

"what was the MORA for this stretch?"

[SilsoeSid]

Engineers check out the new FLIR cooling modification.

(ack Obs J)

[flyhardmo]

Shocking news tonight as kids all over the world are stunned to learn that Budgie AKA scarface is caught sniffing a mountain of coke.... just before introducing his little friend

[Capn Notarious]

I thought Squirrels were supposed to be found in trees.

No this one is not covered by The RAC or the AA.

Captain you know I told you about Marshmellow mountain, well the chaps are out taking samples.

This is the last time you navigate.

So 1 avalanche
2 Bury the mother in law
3 claim the insurance
4 off to the bar
5 Peace and quiet.

[strake]

To be read in the style of Charlie Croker....

" Hang on lad's, I've got a great idea........."

[boomerangben]

Squirrel replaces sniffer dogs for location of buried avalanche victims.

[Andy_R]

CFIT

Controlled flight into terrain :ok:

[Gertrude the Wombat]

"Whaddya mean you don't take American Express, only VISA?"

[Hughesy]

Although the Mountain Rescue Teams new uniform was far less bulky and saved weight,
it didnt bode well for any suitable "shrinkage" protection.
:E
Hughesy

[1946]

This is another fine mess you have got me into ollie:suspect:

[4ero]

Well the flight manual said we had another 10feet.

[Steve76]

...i think I can, I think I can....

[Helinun]

For the Kiwi's in the crowd.......................all I can say is NOVUS!!!!!

[TeeS]

"Was that rate of climb net or gross?"

[SEL]

"Phew, well, at least there is nobody up here to take a pic of this...."

[WhirlyGirl Sarah]

"Er, say again the QNH... "

[Heli-Ice]

Look mom, I'm on top of the world!!!

[Robbo Jock]

I told you we should have ordered the short skids version.

[sycamore]

C`mon guys, I know I buried some nuts around here, somewhere!

[SASless]

"Listen Chaps....when the Boss Fellah gives me the machine....points to the map...tells me the report time...and says I should get stuck in....how was I to know that he meant something else?"

[Bronx]

My contact is definitely here. I saw it fall.

[Muppet Leader]

If you had worn proper grundies like everyone else, instead of that bloody silly thong, you could have used the public lavy in Tesco.

[ShyTorque]

Look. For the last time! I said I needed a dump - I did NOT say dump the collective! :*

[CatpainCaveman]

Simpkins, don't just sit there muttering 'sh*t the boss isn't going to like this, he's only just got it back from the engineers' ..... start digging and I'll push.

[adr]

Of course it's not marked! If you'd ordered Nato's buffer stock of dhobi dust in kilograms instead of grams, would you draw attention to it?

adr

[woptb]

So when you said you like'd a salty chopper what you really meant was .......!.

[Lightning_Boy]

I'm just gonna powder me nose !

[ShyTorque]

Pilot: "I'm sorry madam I know it's cold and there's no bushes up here to hide behind but I DID warn you that if you let another one go like the first I was going to land and make you get out" :yuk:

[Bruised Armpit]

Headline! "Mounties Mount Mountain" Canadians Shocked!

[Jcooper]

"everyone in, we're poppin the floats and sledding down"

Headline! "While flying through a LA set for a new movie the pilot quickly learned one mountain was not painted on the backdrop"

[Noah Zark.]

The new aerial crack-detection device worked just fine. Twice!

[satis 5]

the new pitot head is alot stronger than the old one

[bloodycrow]

Whats wrong with this picture?
...blue skies, a brilliant snow covered mountain with helicopter pinned nose first below peak, mountainneers wearing cold weather gear, "G" strings and hydration packs

Nothing...all looks normal to me!

[Jcooper]

"Damn Bob, this has got to be the most expensive anchor I've seen for the new ski lift."

[3fittydriver]

Look, I thought we could clear it...Now shut up and push!

[Gerry H]

Geez I hate angle parking!!

[rotorque]

C'mon Moses......... There's only ten of them, surely they're here somewhere!

[vorticey]

wont they be suprised when this snowball rolls into town!

[SilsoeSid]

ring ring.....ring ring.......ring,

"Hello Mountain Heli Taxis" (apologies if there is a company called that out there)
"Hi, I've just climbed a mountain and need picking up"
"Certainly sir, how high are you?"
"20000ft"

Question, if the a/c ceiling is 20,000' is this a 'legal' pickup?

Are you only as high as your static point?

[FlyAny]

This excercise has been conducted to test your concentratention during the critical phase of landing. I'm sorry, you have failed.

[rollie rotors]

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Always Get Their Man!

[Flugplatz]

"OK lads, tie her down for the night"

[offshoreigor]

"What's this button do?"