View Full Version : Drunk Lapdancer Climbs Fence Sleeps in Kingair
5711N0205W
17th May 2004, 18:29
Surprised this has not made it on here already as it's all over the media in Scotland.
A person was found asleep in fixed wing air ambulance at ABZ last thursday morning when the crew went to the aircraft. Apparently the 5ft 1inch lapdancer had had a drunken argument with her boyfriend then walked to the airport where she climbed the perimeter fence and slept it off in the BE200.
Please move to Airports etc if appropriate, I have put it here first because of the obvious security implications.
Link Here (http://www.thisisnorthscotland.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=84092&command=displayContent&sourceNode=83929&contentPK=9979654)
Ranger One
17th May 2004, 19:37
Bugger the security implications, what about jealousy & company morale?
I've never found a drunken lapdancer sleeping on anything I've ever flown! :{
Straight to JB, I predict...
R1
Wing Commander Fowler
17th May 2004, 20:01
Hehe.....!
Police sniffer dogs made a full check of the surrounding area
Lucky dogs........
Devils Advocate
17th May 2004, 20:40
How about "Easy cum, easy go" ?! ;)
Could make Hooters Air (http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=332874) look tame.
I'll get my hat. :O
Slow Roll
17th May 2004, 23:15
howzabowt "go go airlines"
cue drawn out sigh...
Snifferdog
18th May 2004, 10:15
Stringfellow wanted to start an airline at one time..could be this was just one of his researchers!!!:D
witchdoctor
18th May 2004, 18:47
I really must remember not to lock my car when I go to work now. That would be a pleasant little bonus to find at the end of a long night shift.:D
manamana
18th May 2004, 21:40
Lucky that was in Scotland. Considering our Be200 spends a great deal of time parked in Lubumbashe, Dem. Rep. of Congo, I would be pretty frightened if I opened the plane to find a disgruntled, hungover, local lapdancer on board!!
:}
witchdoctor
19th May 2004, 09:44
You've never seen the girls in Aberdeen then!!!
They'd frighten a 500lb silverback gorilla!!!:ooh:
gobfa
19th May 2004, 10:11
Witchdoctor,
Careful, she was imported from a jungle close to you - Stockton on Tees. Why ? we have enough.
When she appeared in court, the punishment received was an Abmonishment (aka as a slapped wrist). Glad to see the courts are on the ball in these days of hightened security.
witchdoctor
19th May 2004, 14:14
Stockton eh? Hmmmm, I probably know her. Stockton girls unsurpassed in ugliness except for the residents of Hartlepool.;)
This thread was posted in Airlines Forum to discuss security implications. Could we bring it back on track?
H