Poetic ATCO's needed

[Mike Cross]

You guys (and guyesses) might be amused by this thread (http://forums.flyer.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=5033) or like to contribute.

Mike

[FireFoxDown]

lol you multi-tallented people! :}

[WX Man]

Concerning an ex colleague of mine at Eurocontrol (also a frozen ATPL)... NB Vedat pronounced 'Vee-dot'

There once was a bloke called Vedat
Who flew aircraft that were completely shot
He checked for three greens
But no gear was seen
Cos the aircraft was ex-Aeroflot!

[TrafficTraffic]

OK I'll have a go

I Hate to recieve coord from LON
I really dont find it all that fun
For their knowledge of Geog
They got from the back of a bog
All I can say is thanks to Honeywell and their TCAS,
resolutION.


TT coming to you live from the tropics - see what the heat does :cool:

getting Maastricht to rhyme with something should be interesting....

[AirNoServicesAustralia]

Ok the Middle Eastern Expat effort.

I work here in the sand pit,
Where the arabs are light on for wit,
Take out a sandwich with ham,
and yell "I love Uncle Sam!!"
and you will look like a right royal twit.

ATC in the Mid East is cool,
where craziness is the rule,
I work in Abu Dhabi,
where its hot like Wasabi,
and a can of heineken makes you drool.

(sorry you try rhyming with Abu Dhabi!!!)

[Timothy]

How about:

There was a LARS controller at Thames,








now there isn't.


:( :p

Timothy