Airline Acronyms

[Resurgam]

flybe
- Feels Like You're Being Exploited
- Forget Life - You Belong to Exeter

[getonittt]

TAM - Timetables are makebelieve.
UPS - use pidgeons , speedier.
BMI baby - Buisness model interesting - Branding , absolutely bloody yuk.

[Splat]

PLUNA - pocos locos usan nuestros aviones...

[Capetonian]

Since we're going Spanish :
RENFE : Rogamos empujen nuestros ferrocarriles estropeados.
(I know it's not an airline but AVE does mean bird)

[jabird]

More like 'Rome? You Are Now Actually in Rotherham'....

But Rome was the only place Ryanair went to I could think of, and it is one of the few where they take you closer

How about:

Ruins Your Appetite, Nuts An Inordinate Ripoff

Reach Yerevan, Armenia, navigate alternative India route (a future route aspiration for Delhi West)

WOW (Iceland) - Why Oh Why?

Flybe - French's little yucky belly extractors

BMI baby - Buisness model interesting - Branding , absolutely bloody yuk.

Love it!

[jabird]

IBERIA

In Barcelona, Expect Ridiculously Inexperienced Airhostesses
In Bay (of Tor), Explicit Rudeness In Airporthotels (especially towards German guests)

[jabird]

Rotterdam? Yup! Amsterdam North, Actually In Rygge.

[jackieofalltrades]

DELTA: Divert Every Landing To Atlanta

[TCX69]

bmi = Buy More Insurance!

[EISNN]

Aer Lingus: Attractive Elderly Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Skirts

[QF94]

QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Transported Anywhere Safely

BOAC Britain's Overseas Aerial Circus

TAA Try Another Airline

[smith]

Ryanair- Drop your trousers and pants to your ankles, turn round and bend over!

[daz211]

Smith

Is that a request or have you missed the point .

[IslandPilot]

TWA: Try Walking Across
AF: Air Chance

[EuroChallenger]

JMC

JMC - just more c**p

[birdstrike]

DHL :

Day and a Half Late
or
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it
or
Delayed and Horribly Lost

[smith]

Is that a request or have you missed the point

No niether, just a feeble attempt at humour/sarcasm ha ha ha ha :-D

[compton3bravo]

BOAC - Boeing Aircraft Company
BAF - Bloody Awful Flight
PEACH Air = anagram of CHEAP Air
THAI - Nothing just a wonderful airline!
BMI - Bloody Minded Individuals
JMC - Just Muddling Charters

[Hartington]

Sex And Satisfaction
Over London You May Piss In Comfort
Britains Excuse for an Airline

[Monty Gordo]

TWA tea

Slightly off topic but as TWA has featured in a number of acronyms, I recount a story involving the famous early US film star Tallulah Bankhead, a renowned lesbian.

Flying TWA to London she was asked by the attrative air stewardess if she would like coffee.

Her alleged reply was: "No thank you, I would rather have your T.W.A. tea...."