So many new airlines competition

[Starscream]

So many pathetic names and rubbish livery. What would you call yours and what would you like your livery to be?

[LGS6753]

Whitevanmanair

All-white livery, always dirty, passengers offered the opportunity to add graffiti to the aircraft on boarding.

Flights to Alicante, Malaga, Ibiza, Faro, Heraklion, Palma, Tenerife - mainly at night.

737s modified to fly on lager.

No seats. Three classes - drinking, shagging and passed-out.

Sound system designed to drown out the sound of the engines (from the outside).

Should make a fortune, but I can't see the CAA being impressed.

[WHBM]

All-white livery, always dirty

Sorry, Air France got there first !